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Oh God Help Me.Category: (general)
Monday, 28 December 2009
07:57:18 PM (GMT)
Hi there. We are starting now. 
Good for you.

Who are you?
Rachel <3
  
Can I call you Parrot?  
I normally get called Rachel, thanks.

Parrot it is.  
Nah, Rachel's better. :]

Do you like toast?  
Yeah. It's cool.

I like toast.  
Oh, good. We shall have a Toast Party, then.

Okay?  
Whatever.

What time is it?  
7:40 pm.

Is your clock slow?  
No. It's exact.

Why not?  
Because it is...?

Okay.  
Thank god.

I found a ruler.  
Go hit yourself with it.

Wonderful right?  
Very. Like a penguin playing a banjo.

How old are you?  
Thirteen. Why...?

Do you like rap music?  
No...

I like hip-hop.  
I'm so happy for you.

We're gonna start a new section now, ok?  
Oh smashing.

I don't care what you think. We're starting a new section.  
Well that's great.

IN ONE WORD, PLEASE DESCRIBE... 


Paris Hilton.  
Scareh.

George Bush.  
Who?

Polar bears.  
SNOW. 8D

Spaghetti.  
Meatballs. DX

Sausages.  
YUMMY. XD

A box full of potatoes.  
...Heavy.

Mosquitoes.  
Insects.

Candy apples.  
CARAMEL.

Apples.  
Crunch.

Candy.  
Yeh.

Here's some more things for you to do. 


Have you ever had the chicken pox?  
Yep. Twice.

Why?  
Eh, cause I got them...?

Oh.  
Verygood. ¬3¬

Really?  
Yes, verygood for you.

I see.  
Kill me, someone.

What are your thoughts on seashells?  
Those are small.

Cactuses?  
......Green and spikey.

Snoop Dogg?  
Eh, he's a rapper, right?

Do you even know who Snoop Dogg is?  
NO......

No he isn't Snoopy.  
II know that.

No he's not a dog.  
I Know That, dumbass.

He's a dogg.  
....?

Double g's.  
I saw that.

Can you dance?  
I used to..

Sing?  
Yeah, have done for years.

Make cake?  
Sure.

Will you make me some cake?  
No.

Thank you.  
I said I wouldn't.

Have you ever eaten refried beans?  
Whats?

Do you want to?  
I don't know what it is.

Are you wearing hand lotion?  
Not at the moment.

Foot?  
No.

Hand lotion on your foot?  
NO.

Can you lick your elbow?  
No. No one can. ¬3¬

Did you just try?  
No. I'm not an idiot.

Did it work?  
I didn't try.

Did you know that ABC's & Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rythm?  
Yeah. Who doesn't?

I bet you just tried to sing them.  
Nope. I did not.

I'm right, arent I.  
Your not right, now. YOU'LL NEVER BE RIGHT.

Are you wearing a watch?  
No.

What time is it now?  
7:51 pm.

How do you know?  
I JUST LOOKED AT THE TIME.

REALLY?  
NO. I FLEW TO THE TIME WIZARD ON MY MAGIC FLYING CHICKEN AND ASKED HIM.

Okay.  
//thumps head on floor.

What do you think of when I say these words: 


GREEN  
YAY. 8D

FEATHER  
Light.

ICE PACK  
Cold. e_e

T-SHIRT  
AH

COW  
Oh, thanks. ¬3¬

CROW  
Tweet.

WOW  
World of War.

SUNGLASSES  
Oh yeah. -o-o-

LEOPARD  
KITTEN. 8D

GRASSHOPPER  
AHH. JUMP.

WHEELCHAIR  
Yes, I do have one.

GOLF CART  
Connie.

GOKART  
MARIO!

CANDY CANE  
Stick it.

JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE  
Music.

MADONNA  
4 MINUTES.

POLICE  
NEE NAW.

FIRETRUCK  
RED.

MISTLETOE  
Kiss.

BAG  
HA.

BOX  
OF TISSUES. ;O

CALCULATOR  
Ally Mac.
JK.

BASKET  
BALL

YARN  
HUH?

SACK  
...Black. HA.
PMSL.
ACTUALLY LAUGH.

BUTTERFLYE  
YOU ADDED AN 'E' //GASP.

ROLL  
'They see me rollin'.'

CLAY  
Art.

SALMON  
...Dad.

INUKSHUK  
WTF?

SUPERCALAFRAGILISTICEXPIALADOCIOUS?  
Umbrella.

More stuff. 
Verygood.

Do you know how to say the word in question 97?  
What question?

OMG, A HUNDRED QUESTIONS!!!  
Thats good.

How do you feel about that?  
Over the moon.

Do I sound like a therapist?  
No. Just an annoying little quiz thing.

How does that make you feel?  
Stuff you.

Are you okay with that?  
Yeah. Go ahead.

I don't want to sound like a therapist.  
Then stop being a twat. ¬3¬

Skinny jeans.  
...Good?

How do you feel about bumble bees?  
They're horrible.

What about when they sting you?  
That's why they're horrible.

What if I threw a bee hive at you?  
I'd kill you. ^^

Would you get mad?  
Oh yeah.

I'm sorry.  
Good.

Just kidding.  
Beech.

No really, sorry.  
VERY GOOD.

Of course I'm kidding.  
VERY BEECH.

Do you like this survey?  
Not too much.

How does it make you feel?  
GO AWAY.

Would I make a good therapist?  
NO.

Did you notice the last few questions?  
What about them?

They got longer and longer and longer right?  
Yeah. That's great.

That stops now.  
YAY.

Crazy right?  
Yes, you are.

I know.  
Go to a hospital then.

Yay.  
I'll call a taxi.

Those got shorter.  
I saw.

I'm aware of that.  
Well then.

Are you hungry?  
No.

I'm not.  
Good for you.

Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?  
Nuu.

Can I be the one you don't have?  
NO.

Do you think I'm a he-she?  
Your a...She?

Well I'm not.  
Yeah, you are.

Who is your favorite actor?  
Taylor Lautner. <3

Actress?  
Dunnno.

Singer?  
Dunno. I like lots.

Dancer?  
I dunno.

What's your favorite TV show?  
Got loads.

Is this survey too long?  
YES.

Deal with it.  
STUFF YOU. D:<

Uh oh, It's getting LONGER. 
D:<

Do you use stencils to write your letters?  
HA. WHO DOES THAT?! FREAK.

Righty or lefty?  
Right.

Don't you just find the name "BZOINK" amusing?  
Sure. If you want.

It sounds like you're hitting your head.  
Go do it, then.

Omg, stop hitting your head.  
You.

What do you think about platypuses?  
THEY'RE AWESOME. //highfive.

Kangaroos?  
Awwww. <3

Oops I did it again..  
Idiot.

I played with your heart..  
Great.

Got lost in the game..  
You're annoying me.

Oh baby baby.  
Dun call me baby. -_-"

Do you know what those last 4 questions were?  
Song lyrics.

They were lyrics.  
//dies.

To an old Britney Spears song.  
I knew that.

"Oops I did it again".  
Epic fail.

What color socks are you wearing?  
None.

Do they have any holes in them?  
No. My feet do not have holes.

A LITTLE NORMALNESS IN HERE. 
?

When's your birthday?  
November. :]

Are you surprised that I'm being normal for once?  
You aren't.

Do you have any pets?  
Toby and TJ.

Want any?  
I want another dog.

What's your favorite food?  
Sausage.

Fave survey?  
I don't got one.

(You should say, "THIS ONE!")  
No.

Do you have MSN?  
Ya.

Can I have it?  
NO.

I don't want it.  
Good. I wasn't giving you it.

Did you think you were that special?  
Yes.

Well, you're not.  
YOUR A TWAT. I HATE YOU.

Randomness has returned. *Starts new section*  
Great. -_-

Norm-ness doesn't last long. 
Good.

Are YOU random?  
I am.

If you answered no, why are you doing this survey?  
Shut up.

Guess what, it has 200 questions.  
Great.

Why?  
You made them.

Cause I want it to!  
Great.

Do you eat McDonalds?  
Ohyeah.

It's bad for you, you know.  
I know.

I eat McDonalds.  
Smashing.

It's hard to resist, you know?  
Yah.

But I'm not fat.  
Good for you.

Really.  
Great.

Are you?  
No....

Too personal?  
Yes. ¬3¬

I won't read your replies anyway.  
Good.

I wish I could.  
Stalker.

Nah, nevermind.  
Sure...

That's too time consuming.  
Yes, so's this survey.

OMG, it's almost over!  
Thank gawd.

BAND-AID.  
Yes...

Band-aid's are brand named.  
I know that.

"I am stuck on Band-Aid Brand,  
Eh...?

"Cause Band-Aid helps heal me!"  
...

It's a commercial.  
Is it??

On TV.  
NO REALLY?!

BYE.
Later, weirdo.

Comments 
‹[DAHNANANA..BATMAN!!]› says:   29 December 2009   491144  
DUDE.
I MENTIONED A PENGUIN PLAYING A BANJO THE OTHER DAY.
AND THEN I WAS LIKE "WTF! PENGUINS CAN'T PLAY BANJOS! They have no
fingers to press the strings with. ;3;"
 
‹{Viva}♥La♥{Vida}› says:   30 December 2009   719456  
I did this quiz xD
It's my new friend.
I'm awaiting a message from it :P

Lol, totally kidding, but I found that quiz fun xD
 
‹WeaponFace♥› says :   30 December 2009   933134  
LOLOLOL XD
 

 
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