Friday, 30 October 2009
12:41:18 AM (GMT)
You remember "This Little Piggy..."?
This little piggy went to market.
This little piggy stayed at home.
This little piggy had roast beef.
This little piggy had none.
And this little piggy went “cough, sneeze” and the whole world’s media went mad
over the imminent destruction of the human race, and every journalist found out that
they didn’t have to do too much work if they just did “Find ‘bird’, replace
with ’swine’” on all their saved articles from a year ago, er, all the way
...The wolf said to the 3 little pigs “Come out or I’ll huff and I’ll puff and
I’ll blow your house down”. The littlest pig replied “F*** off or I’ll sneeze
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