Wednesday, 23 September 2009
04:20:06 AM (GMT)
k so Lauren is this annoying ass 8th grader with gross hair and ghetto make up. she
thinks she's OH SO PRETTY and she thinks everybody loves her.
anyway, if you're my close friend, you probably know about griffin. he's like, my
best friend. anyway, last friday i went to a skateboarding competition with griffin
and somehow lauren found out. the next day i see her saggy ass in the hallway and she
turns around and goes SKANK. i feel so bad for her. she obviously doesn't think i'm a
skank. she's so pissed i went with griffin, because she's like head over heels in
love with him and she thinks he likes her back. which he doesn't. he always facebook
chats me and goes "you know who's a whore? Lauren" and he thinks she's such a bitch.
and there's this kid named Sam. and Sam and i have some issues. i think he's cocky
and rude. and he doesn't like me either. so, I was talking to my love, Kona, on his
facebook wall, and Sam was reading our conversation. i tell Kona everything, so i
told him the Lauren thing. of course, Sam tells Lauren today at school. so she of
course flips a fuck.
after school, i walk outside and i'm standing by griffin and we're laughing. and I
hear someone say "Gabby" so i turn around. there's lauren and her ghetto face paint
she calls make - up. she goes "fucking shit. fuck you, gabby. really. don't go
fucking talking behind my ass you bitch ass cunt" Griffin walks up and puts his arm
around me and glares at her. she tries to give him a hug and he pushes her off and i
laugh and walk away. so now Sam is like "OH MY GOD GABBY I'M SO SORRY OH MY GOD OH MY
GOD" and since i'm being nice for once, i'm like "dude, it's fine" but now Lauren is
going to try to fuck me uuuuuuuup.
SHE'S SO GHETTO.
NOTICE HOW HARD SHE TRIED TO SWEAR AT ME.