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OMEGLE IS WINNING.Category: (general)
Wednesday, 1 July 2009
10:04:44 PM (GMT)

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Stranger: frosted assholes
You: Damnn.
You: ♥
Stranger: <3
Stranger: your name is jessie
You: No
Stranger: yes
You: It's Genesis
You: ._.
Stranger: whoa
Stranger: can i play you
You: Sure
You: : D
Stranger: awww right
Stranger: im gonna stick this game inside of you
You: Nifty!
Stranger: oh yes baby oh right
You: Awwwwrightttttttttt
Stranger: so i herd you like anal powerplugs
You: I like thunderbeads
Stranger: i like ketchup
You: Me too
You: tummy ketchup
Stranger: testicles?
You: I am...
You: THE LONE TESTICLE
Stranger: i am your long lost brother in that case
You: Wow, really?
Stranger: i live in a jar in Dr. ForstedArsenhole's office
You: I live in a jar on his desk.
You: :0
You: IS THAT YOU OVER THERE?
Stranger: whoa
Stranger: WHOA
Stranger: WHOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAA
Stranger: WE WERE NEVER LOST
Stranger: WTF
You: WTF BROTHER
You: :0
You: I MISSED YOU
Stranger: WTF MAN
Stranger: YOU WERE RIGHT THERE ALL ALONG
You: WHAT HAPPENED TO MOM AND DAD?
Stranger: OH JESUS IM SORRY THEY DIED A LONG WHILE AGO
You: OH ZIZZLE
Stranger: YEA
You: YEA
Stranger: JUST AFTER WE GOT SEPPERATED
Stranger: MOM AND DAD JUMPED OFF A CLIFF TOGETHER
You: WHAT WAS MOM LIKE?
Stranger: SHE WAS WONDERFUL
Stranger: RED HAIR BROWN EYES
Stranger: MASSIVE TITS
You: DAD WAS KIND OF A DICK.
Stranger: YEAH
You: HE GAVE ME AIDS
Stranger: WAIT HOW DO YOU KNOW
You: HE RAPED ME.
Stranger: WHAT WHEN
You: AND THEN
Stranger: DID HE COME BACK FROM THE DEAD
You: HE TOLD ME HE WAS MY FATHER
You: AND...
You: NO
You: IT WAS A WHILE AGO
Stranger: WHAT
You: OH BALLS
Stranger: OH BALLS
You: THE DOCTOR IS BACK
You: HE'LL KNOW WE CAN TALK!
Stranger: SHIT
You: SHIT
You: /closes laptop
Stranger: WE HAVE TO WORK TOGET-
Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK
Stranger: ASSHOLE
You: SHHHH
You: WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?
Stranger: KILL HIM
Stranger: FOR KILLING US
Stranger: ...INSIDE
You: /WEEP
You: OKAY
You: BROTHER
You: LETS DO IT
Stranger: K BROTHER
You: UAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA.
You: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIYA
Stranger: GET HIS BALLS TOO
You: /KARATENUTS
Stranger: OH DAMN
Stranger: LOOKS PAINFUL
Stranger: BITE THEM
Stranger: OFF
You: Kay
You: okay
Stranger: AND IN HALF
You: he's dead
You: lets save his balls
Stranger: huh
You: from his awful body
Stranger: oi
Stranger: right
You: you get lefty there
You: /gets righty
Stranger: awww right
Stranger: i think
Stranger: i think he was a woman
Stranger: look at these things
You: Oh shit.
Stranger: they are like
You: Damn
Stranger: fake
You: Oh god
You: /vomits
Stranger: oh god
Stranger: oh god
Stranger: its like a synthetic ballsack
You: AGH
You: /die
You: Tell..
You: uh
You: tell my pet omeba i love him.
You: /blerghhh
Stranger: /righty loves you amouaeuba
You: That was epic.
Stranger: quite
You: Oi
You: I'm Shae
Stranger: like
Stranger: shae butter
You: Yeah much
Stranger: cool
Stranger: pics?
Stranger: nudes?
Stranger: vagina?
You: No.
You: No jayjay
Stranger: jayjay
Stranger: what
Stranger: i have a fetish
Stranger: of ugly chicks
You: What?
Stranger: you fit that fetish
You: Well
Stranger: BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNN
You: I have
You: a fetish
You: for small dicks.
You: You're really hot.
Stranger: what
Stranger: i am really hot
Stranger: yes
Stranger: with my massive dick
Stranger: duck*
You: I love ducks
Stranger: suck my duck please
Stranger: kiss him
You: Alllrighty
Stranger: his name is Purple Headed Minister of Love
You: /strokes duck
You: Awe you're a nice ducky
Stranger: yes
You: good ducky
You: /kisses duck's head
Stranger: but dont be too rough he will throw up
You: C:
You: Good duck
You: /strokestroke
Stranger: oh yes
Stranger: he likes that very much
You: He's purring
Stranger: what
Stranger: ducks purr
Stranger: yes
You: Mmm
You: ducky
Stranger: he is vibrating
You: I know!
Stranger: yes
You: He must be really happy!
You: OI
Stranger: you should sit on him
You: HE'S TALL
You: Oh?
Stranger: hes getting taller too
You: How so.
Stranger: i have no idea
Stranger: he just wont stop growing
You: :0
You: Wow
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i know
Stranger: hes like 3 feet tall now
You: Can I
You: introduce him to my
You: kitty?
Stranger: oh yes please he will love that
You: This is
You: kitty
You: C:
You: She's very shy
Stranger: i think the Purple Headed Minister of Love likes kitty
You: Kitty likes him too
You: she's all warm and cuddly 8D
Stranger: look she is licking dick
Stranger: duck*
Stranger: olololol
You: : DD
You: roflmaooo
Stranger: yes
Stranger: he quite likes her
Stranger: quite a lot
You: C; She wants to play leap frog
Stranger: 
You: I warn you, she's not very good at this game, she may get excited and puke
Stranger: that is my duck
Stranger: oh yes
Stranger: that would be fine
You: Okay!
You: Aw look
You: she's all bouncy! 8D
You: Huhu
Stranger: Hurr Harr
You: oh dear
You: she barfed
You: she drinks milk a lot
Stranger: oh dear
Stranger: oh dear
Stranger: i think my duck is going to puke too
You: Oh
You: she's so dedicated
You: look at her go
Stranger: oh jeeze there he goes
You: ahh
Stranger: they are both puking so much
You: he drinks a lot of milk too, eh
Stranger: ye
You: Ah
You: kitty must be tired
You: :3
Stranger: My duck is farting purple clouds, what do I do?
You: Oh dear I'm not sure
You: here
You: ill stroke him!
Stranger: oh yes
Stranger: now he has gone and farted green clouds
You: /strokestroke
You: shh it's okay ducky
Stranger: he is subsiding i believe
You: I see
Stranger: remember he is comforted by pretty voices, heavy drums, and guitar solos.
You: Oh
You: Ill
You: play a guitar solo
You: /guitarsolo
Stranger: yes
Stranger: Duck is now farting red clouds.
You: GOOD LORD
You: /drumdrums
You: /drumshard
Stranger: Duck is now farting brown clouds. This is not good.
You: Oh god
You: is he overexcited?
Stranger: i believe so
Stranger: maybe he should play leapfrog again
You: Indeed
You: Meet..
You: um
You: Michelle and Micu
You: :D
You: They're very nice.
You: But don't call them fat, they're very insecure
Stranger: oh Minister wouln't even think of that
You: Oh good
You: they're really very perky and nice
Stranger: duck likes perky
You: I see
You: !
You: Aw look
You: they're hugging
Stranger: awwwww
You: Michelle and micu want to dancwe
You: dance*
Stranger: yes
You: : D
You: They're doing the bounce!
Stranger: my duck has stopped farting i believe
Stranger: he is very happy
You: Oh goodness
Stranger: oh yes indeed
Stranger: he has puked his duckjuice
You: aw
You: :C
You: Should I get him a blanket
You: ?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: wait why
You: is he sick?
You: D:
Stranger: of course not
Stranger: he just got a little excited
You: Oh I see
You: C:
You: Oh
You: kitty wants to give duck a goodbye hug
Stranger: duck squeezes
Stranger: and gets a nose bleed
You: Ahahah
You: : D
You: well
You: that was interesting

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