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TWILIGHT MOVIE RANTCategory: Twilight
Friday, 21 November 2008
10:31:44 PM (GMT)
SO FREAKIN' DISAPPOINTING!!!

I went to a private, staff-only screening at The Angelika's movie theatre because we
know a guy.
'Nough said. 
WINKWINKJACOB.

But onto the RANT.
I'll start with the characters.
[[I guess I'll be nice too xDD]]

EDWARD:::
The Bad;; OHMYGOODNESS. Don't get me started.
In the book, he is supposed to be graceful in everyway: speech and movement.
As he spoke, he hesitated with every other freakin' word.
Then there was a Dazzling Edward.
It looked like he was freakin' sweaty.
I expected him to be his own sun, not it look like he's some sweat machine. EWW.
[[Only Zac Efron's hot like that. xD LOL.SYD]]
And there were those moments he just stalked off when she said something, where I was
just like, "What the crap? STAY D'8"
The Good;; Well... He's hot, DUH.
Uhmm, [[You have no idea how long that 'uhmm' stayed there xD]]
He had some good dialouge. [[Though, there was a lack of dialouge o_O]]
And the scene when she first came into the Biology[?] class, he kinda "tripped'' out
clumsily 8'DD
It was cute.
SO UN-EdWARD-LIKE. But cute.

BELLA:::
The Bad;; SHE'S SO FREAKIN' MONOTONE. [[SP?LOL]]
She's just like "radioo-activee-sppiideers" and such.
And... Really, that's all I can think bad about her xD
The Good;; She's also purdy. Makes a good Bella.

ALICE:::
Please, don't be like me and judge her by the photographs.
That photographer was on crack or something, 'cause the Alice I saw was a DOLL.
She was just as cute as she should have been.

JASPER:::
He was BAD.
I did not like him a bit.
His hair was BLAHR, and he always stood around akwardly.
And in the movie, they never established that he could change the moods! D:<
I just realized that, DANGITTT.

EMMETT:::
I ABSOLUTLEY ADORED HIM.
They picked the perfect Emmett.
That is all.

ROSALIE:::
In the pictures, once again, I didn't think she was pretty enough.
I liked her brown hair better than her as a blonde.
But in the movie, she was gorgeous.
She has a nice figure, too.
I loved when she first "met-met" Bella [[Movie's version]] at their house.
The Cullens were cooking her an Italian lunch because of her name.
When Edward and Bella come in, Edward says she already ate.
That ticks Rosalie, and she cracks a salad bowl in half.
OHOHOHO. Hilarious xD
ANd Esme was just like "Clean it up. NOW"

Leading us tooo...
ESME:::
I imagined her taller with longer hair.
That is all.

JACOB:::
Every single freakin' time he came on the scene, I muttered to myself
"I DON'T LIKE HIS HAIR. I DON'T LIKE HIS HAIR" until he went away.
And he's a just a bad actor.
[[Without the hair and everything, HE'S SO HOT.]]

CHARLIE:::
I imagined him without a stache.

BILLY:::
PERFECT.
Just as I imagine.

And saving best for last...
CARLISLE:::
Three words:
OH. MY. GORGEOUS.
When he first walked in the hostpital room, I was gonna squeal out "Ohmygoodness".
But it came out Ohmygorgeous! xDD
He was BEAUTIFUL.
In the movie, he is my official favorite.
Nothing bad about him.


Here are the scenes they left out before I Scene Rant:
*Whenever Bella's class had to draw blood for class, and she almost passed out, so
Mike took her to the Nurse's but Edward TOTALLY stole her from him. [[I NEEDED THAT
SCENE.]]
*When he first rescues her from the rapists and admits he's a vampire.
*First kiss scene after they leave the meadow.
*First "I love you" scene [[YOU JUST CAN'T LEAVE OUT FIRSTS, LOSERS.]]
*Airport
*Jasper's powers
*They never go into full extent into Alice's power.

SCENE RANT.

FINDING OUT:::
Bella is SUPPOSED to put it all together in the car, but nooo. They added this stupid
scene where they're at school, starin each other down.
Suddenly Bella walks past Edward into the forest, and the little stalker magically
knows to follow. Whilst they're in the forest, she starts naming his "symptoms". And
he says, "Just say what you think I am." 
"....V-Vampire"
"Say it again" [[OHMYGOSH. CORNAY.]]
"VAMPIRE."
>>Goes into meadow scene here<<

MEADOW SCENE:::
YEAH. So suddenly, they're best of bf/gf. It happened really quick and no kissing
whatsoever. LAME.

NO FREAKIN ROMANCE.
It went straight from him glaring at her, right to bf/gf, to "I'd die for you".
It never gets into how they get from step to step, and it sucked.
THAT'S what ruined it.
It was a high school love, not the mature love they had in the book.

Well, that's all I feel like writing right now. My tummy's gettin' hungry xD
Last edited: 21 November 2008

Comments 
‹Kiwily<3› says:   21 November 2008   677476  
D:
twilight, has been RUINED.
and bella supposed to be UGLEH.
because UGLEH bella was what made everything weee-tarrrd--eeeed
 
‹WE'RE GOING IN THE VAGINAAAA› says:   21 November 2008   334316  
I wasn't really sure about going to go see this movie, and now I'm
really sure that I'm probably not going to see this movie.
 
Channy101 says:   21 November 2008   889475  
OMG! sounds like it was destroyed and to think I was waiting for this
day... Im soooo mad though NO KISS!!  How can you make a good romance
with no kiss. The book was better
‹Lora Patsy Poodle› says:   21 November 2008   516337  
Kiwi;; Actually she was really pretty, she just didn't know it
herself xD
That's why all the guys like her ;D
And those one guys wanna rape her D:

Utterly;; You should see it just to critic it.
It's rather fun.
I mean, you may find it disappointing afterwards, but during, at the
cheesey parts, I got really giggley x]

Channy;; Books always are.
 
‹ShutUpOrIllEatYou› says:   21 November 2008   731537  
Eurgh...
Waiting...
Waiting...
Damn England :D
 
‹Lora Patsy Poodle› says:   21 November 2008   845621  
England's slow D:<
 
Snow_princess96 says:   22 November 2008   587198  
i have to wait till Wednesday to see it, even tho i live in the
united states.....  going with friend 
 
‹AmyBeetch™› says:   22 November 2008   198453  
I saw the movie,
and if I hadn't read the book,
I probably wouldn't had understood much :/

And there's a lot of information unknown from between the book and the
movie,
like in the movie it kind of seemed Bella and Edward were...off. And
didn't really know each other, while in the book it's like, they know
almost everything about each other.

I will give it some credit, it made me laugh, and it was just a bit
better then I expected :P
 
StrawberrySHOCK says:   22 November 2008   397768  
HOLY FREQUE I WAS LAUGHING THROUGH THE WHOLE FRICKIN' MOVIE! XD
 
‹Lora Patsy Poodle› says:   22 November 2008   865713  
Amy;;
I KNOW.
I was like...
Where is the love??
D:

It was just as disappointing as I expected xD


Zoe;;
I was through giddyness of HAWT boys 8'D
 
Ravenblade says:   22 November 2008   111126  
Note: The movies are never like the books.
 
Bootheghost says:   22 November 2008   273338  
Carlisle is gorgeous! <3
 
‹AmyBeetch™› says:   22 November 2008   733571  
That is so true, Ravenblade.
 
‹Lora Patsy Poodle› says:   22 November 2008   823147  
Raven;;
True.
But I thought the first and second of Harry Potter got close enough
C:


Booey;;
OHMY.
I KNOW<33
 
‹ruthie .› says:   22 November 2008   398649  
Oh dear 
 
‹Lora Patsy Poodle› says:   22 November 2008   844734  
Yes.
But it's not surprising,
 
glistenGIRL says:   22 November 2008   496292  
it was better that i thought it would be but they just didn't do
stuff right
some was out of order, they didn't elaborate enough, the colors of
various things were wrong...just ugh
‹Lora Patsy Poodle› says :   22 November 2008   727893  
Yes.
But still.
It was just as disappointing as I thought it was to be :P
 

 
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