Thursday, 31 July 2008
12:32:41 AM (GMT)
Stolen from.. er.. DelightfulNightmare I think?
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1. Choose a few of your own characters. Five at the most.
2. Make them answer the following questions.
3. Then tag three people.
4. Feel free to go ahead and add some questions yourself!!
1. How old are you?
Loyal: You look 10.
Essa: Shut up Loyal, you're the same age as me.
Loyal: I'm five minutes older, fuck you.
Dominic: Could you two be quiet, please? 17.
2. What's your height?
Loyal: Essa is 5'4. Shrimp.
Essa: You're only 5'5, I wouldn't be talking.
Loyal: Holy shit, you're a giant.
Dominic: . . . Sure.
3. Are you a virgin?
Essa: Pass on this one.
Loyal: No, of course not.
Loyal: What?! You're the one lying.
Essa: Give it up, Loyal.
Loyal: I'm not a virgin!
Dominic: Be quiet and stop lying.
4. Who's your mate/spouse?
Dominic, Loyal & Essa: N/A bitches.
5. Do you have any kids?
Loyal: Not that I know of..
Essa: Shut the hell up and stop lying, airhead.
6. What's your favourite food?
Dominic: Fish & chips.
Loyal: . . . Lucky Charms.
Essa: The cereal that tastes like shit?
Loyal: STFU, they're magically delicious.
7. What's your favourite ice cream flavor?
8. Have you killed anyone?
Loyal & Dominic: No.
Essa: . . . .
Loyal: You have a hell of a lot of explaining to do.
9. Do you hate anyone?
Dominic: Sort of.
Loyal: This short bitchy green-haired twin of mine, now what was her name again?
Essa: Go to hell, bastard.
10. Have any secrets?
Dominic: No. Not really. A few. Maybe ten. Yes.
Essa: Wow. That's the most you've ever spoken.
Loyal: I don't.
Essa: We all know about your 'secret' Pokemon obsession, jeezus.
Essa: And me, I have ten. Billion.
11. What is your job?
Dominic: Odd jobs, here and there.
Loyal: Cook, at the same place as the hag above me works.
12. What do you do to relax?
Dominic: Sleep. Listen to music.
Essa: -Mimicking Loyal- I make up new girlfriends in my head that I can brag to Essa
about, and read prons online.
Loyal: Shut up, at least I don't obsess over that fucking yaoi shit.
Essa: You're. So. Bloody. Dead.
13. Where would you rather be lost- in a deserted village in the middle of a
haunted forest surrounded by undead cults, or in a desert dotted with ruins filled
with gold but no available water source?
Essa, Dominic & Loyal: Too much thinking, sorry.
14. How do you smell?
Dominic: Fine, as far as I can tell.
Essa: Loyal smells like crap. I, on the other hand, smell wonderful.
15. Where's your favourite place to be?
Loyal: Dominic likes to be in other guys' beds.
Dominic: No. Anywhere quiet.
Loyal: Mhmm, that's what they all say.
Essa: I like swimming, Loyal likes crowded places. I'm bored, can we leave?