Thursday, 10 July 2008
10:34:00 PM (GMT)
It was a hot saturday at pacman's apartment. He was bored. His cable wasn't working
so nothing was on and it had been a long day of chasing the ghosts. "I know what I'll
do! I'll take a nap!" pacman said and went to his bed.
When pacman went into the bedroom, princess peach was in his bed drunk. "Hey
baby," she said. "Um, okay. Shouldn't u b doing this kinda stuff at mario's house?"
pacman asked peach. "Oh come now! You just need a drink!" peach said as she handed
pacman a big bottle of alchohaul. Now, It wasn't just beer but shot stuff. And guess
what? Pacman drank the whole friggin bottle!
About 10 hours or so later, pacman woke up in bed with peach. "Did what I think
happened just happen?" pacman asked, still just a little drunk. Peach got up and then
walked out the door... nakid. "Um... peach... are u going outside... like... that?"
pacman asked. "Ummm... whats wrong with me?" and with that peach walked out the door.
And the same thing happened every saturday for a month.
After a month, peach's stomach was huge! "Well, looks like imunna b a daddy!"
Mario cried. "Congrats!" pacman told him, not rremembering anything he did when he
was drunk. And a while after that, peach was at the hospital, having her baby.
Suddenly, pacman remembered everything. "Oh crapula!" pacman thought. "When Mario
sees what the baby looks like, hes gonna beat the pac out of me!" So, pacman went to
peach's room in the hospital to see the baby. Mario was there, shocked. But, pacman
was shocked too.
He looked carefully at te baby. It was a boy. it didn't look like him or mario. It
looked like... Harry Potter. Soon, harry potter came in the room. "Oh. Look at our
beautiful baby!" He said. "I munna name you pancake!" he shouted.
And harry, peach, and pacman lived happily ever after!
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