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Dora the explorer is sooo an illegal immigrant....Category: (general)
Sunday, 15 June 2008
02:20:10 PM (GMT)
this is a facebook group lol

the evidence is all around you guys!!

1) She speaks spanish... she speaks spanish perfectly... what is she like...5? Her
backpack even speaks spanish perfectly!

2) That backpack of hers has EVERYTHING in it! And we're talking everything! Life
support, water/food, clothing for any weather, ropes, grappling hooks, shoes.... i
mean c'mon!

3) She's carrying a freaking ZOO with her! I mean, she has a monkey, an band of
insects, a bajillion other animals! Really! What kind of legal immigrant has that
many pets!?

4) She's always on an "adventure" to transport a "package" to some destination and is
always being stalked by a person trying to take that package... i mean... really,
Swiper is so obviously some sort of border patrol person trying to collect evidence
of Dora's entire narcotics trafficking buisness

spookje4u says:   15 June 2008   553128  
i dont like dora i see it's evrey morning on tv when i wake up !
Souriyamath says:   15 June 2008   538124  
yea kinda right
but it not really how she can speaks spanish perfectly
i have a 3 year old couzin he can speak loas perfectly
its just the parnets speaks to them and they can remerber it

little kids are smart
‹3 __ fag nuggets› says:   15 June 2008   456356  
lmao thats funny.
em_n_emmy says:   15 June 2008   724871  
lol i like reasons 2 and 4 the most, they're the most accurate hahaha
ShikaRules says :   15 June 2008   118257  
Wow now I think about it, it makes sense....*tsk tsk*Dora.....
LOL It really was funny


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