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Friday, 30 May 2008
01:02:52 PM (GMT) a sum funny jokes 

P.S. if ur a blonde plz dont get offended

     A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door bursts
open and in come four exuberant blondes. They come up to the bar, order five bottles
of champagne and ten glasses, take their order over and sit down at a large table. 

The corks are popped, the glasses are filled and they begin toasting and chanting,
"51 days, 51 days, 51 days!" 

Soon, three more blondes arrive, take up their drinks and the chanting grows. "51
days, 51 days, 51 days!" 

Two more blondes show up and soon their voices are joined in raising the roof. "51
days, 51 days, 51 days!" 

Finally, the tenth blonde comes in with a picture under her arm. She walks over to
the table, sets the picture in the middle and the table erupts. Up jumps the others,
they begin dancing around the table, exchanging high-fives, all the while chanting
"51 days, 51 days, 51 days!" 

The bartender can't contain his curiosity any longer, so he walks over to the table.
There in the center is a beautifully framed children's jigsaw puzzle. When the frenzy
dies down a little bit, the bartender asks one of the blondes, "What's all the
chanting and celebration about?" 

The blonde who brought in the picture explains, "Everyone thinks that blondes are
dumb and they make fun of us. So, we decided to set the record straight. Ten of us
got together, bought that puzzle and put it together. 

"The side of the box said 2 to 4 years, but we put it together in 51 days!"


 Three blondes were taking a walk in the country when they came upon a line of
tracks. The first blonde said, "Those must be deer tracks!" 

The second blonde said, "No, stupid, anyone can tell those are rabbit tracks!" 

The third blondie said, "No, you idiots, those are horse tracks!" 

They where still arguing ten minutes later when a train hit them.

There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish. 

He was saying, "Dam fish for sale, dam fish for sale." 

A preacher walked up and asked why he was calling them dam fish. 

The kid said, "I caught them at the dam, so they're dam fish." 

The preacher bought some, took them home and asked his wife to cook the dam fish. 

His wife looked at him in bewilderment and said, "Preachers aren't supposed to talk
like that." 

The preacher explained why they were dam fish, and she agreed to cook them. When
dinner was ready and everyone was sitting down, the preacher asked his son to pass
him the dam fish. 

His son replied, "That's the spirit dad. Pass the fucking potatoes!"

A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at
her, and all his professionalism went out the window. 

He immediately told her to undress. After she had disrobed, the doctor began to
stroke her thigh.

Doing so, he asked her, "Do you know what I'm doing?" 

"Yes," she replied, "you're checking for any abrasions or dermatological

"That is right," said the doctor. 

He then began to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I'm doing now?" 

"Yes," the woman said, "you're checking for any lumps or breast cancer."

"Correct," replied the shady doctor. 

Finally, he mounted his patient and started having sexual intercourse with her. 

He asked, "Do you know what I'm doing now?" 

"Yes," she said. "You're getting herpes, which is why I came here in the first

just a few more well funny

i once knew a blonde so dumb 
that when she went to bed she took a ruler to see how long she slept

there was a dumb blonde driving down a motorway and a truck driver was trying to
overtake but she was all over the road. so he yelled at her pullover. so she pulled
over and the truck driver took out some chalk and drew a circle and told her to stay
inside it. then he got some scizzors and cut all the leather in the car.and the women
began to laugh. so he got an axe and hacked the car to bits.but the women was
laughing even more. so the man got some petrol poured it on the car and set it
alight. he turned to find the woman on the ground in laughter. the man yelled at her
what the hell is wrong with you. and the woman said every time you turned away i
stepped out of the cicle.

‹► Asim ◄› says:   30 May 2008   499586  
set it out properley!!
people will think its all one big joke
‹XD golden xD dragon XD› says:   30 May 2008   341839  
kk man
evry1 its not 1 big joke weneva a lyn
or a few r missd its a new joke

dere u go happy now!!???

hope u lyk da jokes evry1

P.S. dont get offended if ur a blond
tropical_12 says:   30 May 2008   833389  
lol yh theyre funny
but like dragon_15 sed theyre all too close 
ppl will think its one big joke
‹XD golden xD dragon XD› says:   31 May 2008   742436  
its wen i miss lynz!!!
‹► Asim ◄› says:   31 May 2008   761287  
well....theres lines between one joke
so its kinda confusing
‹XD golden xD dragon XD› says:   31 May 2008   425222  
deres not 1 lyn just stop
complaining evry1 bout u
cant tell if its just 1 long joke
‹XD golden xD dragon XD› says :   31 May 2008   641962  
evry1 if u lyk jokes go on

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