Saturday, 10 May 2008
03:02:51 PM (GMT)
Kaa, first, I just wanna say sorry to blondes out there
One day there were three women stuck in a jail. One was a brunette, one had black
hair, and the other was a blonde. To get out, they decided to call on 'magical
powers' to distract the guards.. The brunette went up to the window, and yelled out:
"Thunder!!" and jumped out the window. A few minutes later, the one with the black
hair went up to the window, and yelled out: "Water!!" and jumped out the window. Soon
after, the blonde went up to the window, yelled out: "Fire!!" and got shot.
One day, a blonde went to a pizza place for lunch. When she ordered her pizza, the
assistant asked if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six!"
cried the blonde, "I could never eat twelve!"
One day, a neighbor was watching as his blonde neighbor kept coming out of the house
and checking her mailbox. After a while, he asked: "Is something wrong?" The blonde
stamped her foot, and replied: "Yes! My computer keeps saying 'You've got mail!'"
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight
Febuary - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels. . . "duh" . . . bottle
wont fit in the typewriter!
March - Finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months; it said : 2-4 years!
April - Trapped on escalator for hours. The power went out!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid. 8 cups of water won't fit into those packets!
June - Tried to go water skiing - couldn't find a lake with sa slope.
July - Nothing
August - Got locked out of car. Car got swamped, because the top was down.
September - The capital of California id "C", isn't it??
October - Hate M&M's . . they're so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days . . . the pakage said cook for 1 hour per
pound, and I weigh 108!
December - Couldn't call "911" . . . there's no "11" button on the phone!