-in math class-

Ixceka: *sigh*

Me: ...Wow! I just had a thought!

Ixceka: What?

Me: Okay, imagine this: the entire Phoenix Wright cast is on some kind of drugs!

Ixceka: ...WHAT?

Me: No, really, hear me out! Apollo's on crack, Trucy must be on some kind of
depressant, and I know Klavier's on speed!

Ixceka: *laughing* What the heck, Kat?

Me: Oh, and Kristoph's just on meds. He takes a couple Advil's every morning.

Ixceka: *literally falls out of chair laughing*


--And so, We deduced that every member of the PW cast is high in some fashion--