part one :

TWO DAYS AFTER CHRISTMAS AND WE SOLD OUR HOUSE AND WE MOVED OUT... ( ME AND MY GIRL
FRIEND )! AND THEN WE COULDN'T FIND A HOUSE ANY WARE SO WE WENT OUT ... NOT JUST ANY
WARE WE WENT TO THE NICEST HOTEL IN TOWN... THE LEZBIAN INN! AS SOON AS WE SAW THE
SIGHN WE PULLED IN AND MY GIRL FRIEND SAYS GO INTO THE BACK SEAT I WILL MEET U
THERE.. AND SO I WENT TO THE BACK.  AS SHE COMES IN TO THE BACK SHE SAYS DO U WANT TO
HAVE SEX NOW IN THE BACK SEAT OF THE CAR OR DO U WANT TO HAVE IT IN THE BATH TUBE OR
IN BED...? SO I SAID IN BED I GET REALLY WET THERE BABE! AND SO WE BOTH GOT OUT OF
THE CAR AND GOT OUR BAGS AND WENT IN... IT WAS LIKE LEZBIAN HEVAN... ! 5:00 P.M. CAME
AROUND AND WE WENT TO DINNER ( THIS IS THE BEST MENU EVER I THOUGHT IN MY HEAD ) 
THE FOLLOWING IS THE MENU:
#1. A PUSSY LICK AND 2 FRENCH KISSES    3.27
#2. 70 PUSSY LICKS AND 45 TIT SUCKS       5.43
#3. 100 PUSSY LIKES A 69 + TIT SUCKS      9.59
#4.  the mega eat out including: as meny pussy licks, tit licks and sucks, french
kisses, and fingering and i side of moaning and orgasums = ( this is wat i got off
the menu )     15. 99