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27 ways to annoy people in an elevatorCategory: funny lists XDDD
Tuesday, 23 October 2007
11:26:54 PM (GMT)
1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and
then pretend it wasn't you.

2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your

5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the
doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

 Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an

9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear

11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with
the passengers.

12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open

15) Swat at flies that don't exist.

16) walk around the elevator and ever once in a wile, poke a wall, and say got ya

17) Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.

1 Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of
you, just shut up!"

19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough
air in there?"

20)Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting

21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of
THEM!" and back away slowly.

22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new
socks on".

26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk an announcement to the other
passengers, "This is MY personal space!"

27) (only for guys) Bring a plastic blow up doll and pretend it is your
wife/girlfriend and say "Don't yell at me woman!" and throw her into the wall.

naruto_fan_girl says:   23 October 2007   452588  
lol ithis is funny
ZanyZeldaFan says:   23 October 2007   215662  
thanks! XD
‹turntechGodhead› says:   24 October 2007   976272  

I'm so trying them all XDD
ZanyZeldaFan says:   24 October 2007   295663  
lolz! i was thinking about what would happen if someone DID do them
all XDDD itd be hysterical!
Sunligth says:   26 October 2007   273154  
i did it
ZanyZeldaFan says:   26 October 2007   312544  
lol really!?!? how many weird looks did you get? XDDDDDDDDDDD
Sunligth says:   26 October 2007   356756  
alot of wierd looks,but it was fun
ZanyZeldaFan says :   26 October 2007   825854  
lol i seriously outta do that sometime 


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