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10 COMANDMENTS OF A TEEN!!!LMAOCategory: (general)
Saturday, 7 July 2007
10:56:25 PM (GMT)
10 Commandments Of A Teenager 


10 Commandments Of A Teenager: 
1- Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping (Why wait THAT LONG?)
2- Thou shall not do drugs (Alcohol lasts longer)
3- Thou shall not steal from K - Mart (Wal-Mart has a bigger selection)  
4- Thou shall not get arrested for vandalism (Destruction has a bigger effect) 
5- Thou shall not steal from thy parents (Everyone knows Grandma has more money) 
6- Thou shall not get in fights (Just start them) 
7- Thou shall not skip class (Just take the whole day off) 
8- Thou shall not strip in class (Hooters pays more)
9- Thou shall not think about having sex (As Nike says-- "Just do it") 
10- Thou shall not help old ladies cross the street (Just leave them in the middle)


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Pass this on, and your wish will come true in 3 days (Counting today)!!!!!!

p.s. (lol, dont have to pass it on lol, just thought this was funny)
~Vampy

Comments 
BarlowGirl says:   7 July 2007   313238  
that was funny
‹NeverShoutAmy™› says:   7 July 2007   929376  
those are all things i would do...im not a rebel..i am just very bad
at listening and following  rules,not my fault!  everybody knows that
if you tell your teenage daughter not to d something...she's gonna do
it just to spite her parents!!  thats what i do......*looks guilty*
 
Sainath says:   9 July 2007   939587  
LMAO!!! x infinity!
Hypnagogia says :   9 July 2007   182193  
Definitely amusing. Just remember that you're not allowed to posts
chain letters, so you shouldn't have included the last bit. :3

Apparently I'm not a teenager if I don't follow the commandments. x]
Bah. I never followed rules, anyway.
Commandment #11:
Thou shalt not follow rules.
 
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