Wednesday, 20 June 2007
09:05:14 PM (GMT)
I admit I'm a bit behind on my schedule, but my internet broke and then came back
for a day and then my poor computer got a stinking virus so all I've been able to do
is sit around watching TV until I managed to get my dad off his laptop so I could use
it... Actually, it's summer break, so I'm at home while he isn't and therefore I have
several hours during the day to use his laptop, but my AC also decided to go and get
broken so my dad's little workroom gets to be like an oven.
Um, so... A joke.
I got this from some magazine, can't remember which or who wrote it. So nobody sue
me, please: at least I didn't copy the exact wording.
A man went out and bought a hybrid car. He was very proud of it, and was constantly
bragging about it to all his friends. One sweltering summer day, the man and his
friends were sitting in the hybrid, stuck in traffic.
"They should have a special lane for people who care about the environment, and not
just on the highway," grumbled the man to his friends.
"They already do," replied one of his friends. "It's called a __________________."
Answer to last joke:
The surgeon said,
"Great. Now let's see you put it back together."