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how a 7 yr old explains sex....... its so funnyCategory: humor
Sunday, 3 June 2007
05:18:20 PM (GMT)
Little Johnny was 7 years old and like

other boys

his age rather


He had been hearing quite a bit

about 'making out'

from the older boys, and he wondered

what it was

and how it was done.

One day he took his question to his

mother, who

became rather flustered. Instead of


things to Johnny, she told him to hide

behind the

curtains one night and watch his older

sister and

her boyfriend.

This he did. The following morning,


described EVERYTHING to his mother.

"Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for

a while,

then he turned off most of the lights.

Then he

started kissing and hugging her. I

figured 'Sis must

be getting sick, because her face started



He must have thought so too, because he

put his

hand inside her blouse to feel her heart,

just the

way the doctor would. Except he's not as

smart as

the doctor because he seemed to have


finding her heart. I guess he was getting

sick too,

because pretty soon both of them started


and getting all out of breath.

His other hand must have been cold

because he

put it under her skirt.

About this time 'Sis got worse and began

to moan

and sigh and squirm around and slide



the end of the couch. This was when her


started. I knew it was a fever, because Sis

told him

she felt really hot.

Finally, I found out what was making

them so

sick......-a big eel ;had gotten inside his


somehow. It just jumped out of his pants


stood there, about 10 inches long,

honest, anyway

he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from



When Sis saw it, she got really scared-her


got big, and her mouth fell open, and

she started

calling out to God and stuff like that. She

said it

was the biggest one she's ever seen; I

should tell

her about the ones down at the lake by

our house!

Anyway, Sis got brave and tried to kill the

eel by

biting its head off.The eel spit on her face

a little bit and then, All of a sudden she

grabbed it

with both hands and held it tight while he

took a

muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it

over the

eel's head to keep it from biting again.

Sis lay back and spread her legs so she

could get

a scissor-lock on it and he helped by lying

on top

of the eel. The eel put up a hell of a


Sis started groaning and squealing and


boyfriend almost upset the couch. I guess


wanted to kill the eel by squashing it



After a while they both quit moving and

gave a

great sigh. Her boyfriend got up, and sure


they killed the eel. I knew because it just


there, limp, and some of its insides were



Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired

from the

battle, but they went back to courting

anyway. He

started hugging and kissing her again. By


the eel wasn't dead! It jumped straight up


started to fight again.

I guess eels are like cats- they have nine

lives or

something. This time, Sis jumped up and

tried to

kill it by sitting on it. After about a 35


struggle, they finally killed the eel. I knew

it was

dead, because I saw Sis's boyfriend peel

its skin

off and flush it down the toilet.

jackjack789 says:   3 June 2007   839843  
OMG HILARIOUS !!!!!!( no really) lol
crimson_wings says:   3 June 2007   663445  
cant breath so funny
tomboy8883 says:   3 June 2007   168251  
thats disturbing!
Mimzy says:   3 June 2007   264265  
disturbing and yet very funny.
lil_azngrl says:   3 June 2007   224496  
Haha ThatS LagIt FuNNy
Dreamgirl204 says:   4 June 2007   923718  
OMG! That is hilarious! I wish you would of wrote what the Mom said
back to him. lol!!
sammy_boo says:   4 June 2007   517481  
lol hahahah
too_hot_for_you says:   4 June 2007   641132  
lol!! funny!!
yelp72 says:   4 June 2007   732359  
omfg that is da funniest pls make another one plz 4 ur fans
neveragainxx says:   4 June 2007   662223  
That's hilarious! Poor little Johnny will never know!
holyangel says:   4 June 2007   161462  
omg that's hilarious!
horsesrock8888 says:   4 June 2007   697197  
so funny!
‹yeahitsLEIGH♥› says:   4 June 2007   149499  
prettystar123 says:   4 June 2007   833295  
gothjj says:   4 June 2007   342595  
thats sooooooooooooooooooooooo funny lol
bella8203 says:   4 June 2007   545265  
OMG ThAtS sOooOoOo FuNnY, wRiTe AnOtHeR pLz
animelova says:   4 June 2007   725816  
wow..lmao its god damn disturbing and funny.."eel" lmao
animelova says:   4 June 2007   316977  
lol one thing thts crazy..he's a boy and he doesnt know tht he has
one too o.O
saralyn247 says:   4 June 2007   431526  
oooh... thay did it! poor little johnny
love9000000 says:   5 June 2007   733444  
omfg that was so freaking
gut hurts from laughing so much!!!!ha ha ha ha ha ow ha ha ha ha ha ha
skippy1991 says:   5 June 2007   648379  
omfg thats the funniest  thing i ever  herd!!!!!
‹Your.Fatal.Attraction› says:   5 June 2007   531559  
hahahahahahahaha dat is so funny da boy thought it wuz an eel hahaha
SoftballHoney says:   5 June 2007   369723  
omg omg omg omg!! lol i read this to my brother who is (6) and he
said why are they talking about his DICK, omg lol so funny I didnt
think my brother would know what they were talking about~ i got lost,
my mind didnt work so well when i read this becuase i was getting
babeecuba14 says:   5 June 2007   736912  
Its nasty but funny
hottie_3333 says:   6 June 2007   222521  
growse but funny
emo_sabrine says:   6 June 2007   985747  
*dies from laughing* haha sigh that was fricking awesome
kiss_magnet says:   6 June 2007   721874  
i am horrny
Supergirl121 says:   6 June 2007   588473  
i_am_perfect_so_deal_with_it says:   19 June 2007   338957  
hahahah! lol halarious!
geturownlife says:   22 June 2007   232851  
i fell out of my chair funny.
‹Your.Fatal.Attraction› says:   27 June 2007   687753  
that one is hilarious
scarystories4u says :   30 March 2009   887442  
bawhahhahahahah!!!! *breaths hard* phew *drys tears from laughing*


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