Monday, 14 May 2007
12:03:21 AM (GMT)
I'm interested in the public and I'm into asking random questons to none other than
If you're bored out of your mind then answer these questions!!!!!
1. Did you take a shower today?
2. Did you use hot or cold water?
3. Did you brush your teeth?
4. *Same as two*
5. What kind of toothpaste did you use?
6. What color towel did you use for your shower?
7. Have you ever been stalked?
8. If no, look out your window right now.
9. Do you see me waving?
10. If yes, *for #9* Are you waving back?
11. If no, why not? Do I not appeal?
12. If you hurt my feelings press 567442646535***@3$$6@45654vgQ and message it to
13. Do you have any frineds?
14. Does anybody care that you don't have any friends?
15. Do I even care if you have friends?
16. Can you read minds?
17. Can you read cat minds?
18. Can you read MY cat's mind?
19. What color shirt are you wearing?
20. Why are you wearing that color?
21. What color shirt am I wearing?
22. Is it the same as yours?
23 Did I pass my math test?
24. Did I pass with a B average?
25. If you said yes to 24..LIAR! I'm quite terrible at math...
26. Are you lesbian?
27. If you are no wonder I can't understand what you're saying!!
28. If not, you have a SERIOUS speech problem...
29. Are you older than this question? The number*
30. If so, are you a dirty petifile?
31. If so, can I give you my email address?
32. If you are stupid smack me in the head.
33. Does your hand hurt?
34. That's what I thought.
35. Wanna go out to dinner?
36. I have coupons...
37. If this is a question, smack me in the head again.
38. Does your hand hurt...again?
39. I'm so smart.
40 If you think I'm smart raise your hand.
41. No hands?
42. Liars! My mother put you up to this!!
43. How much is she paying you?!?!
44. I'll double!
45. Not enough I'll triple!!
46. If your phone rings it's me...
47. You forgot my birthday again!
48. You didn't? Where is my present?
49. In the garage?
50. With the chainsaw?
51. In a dark corner?
52. Okay I'll go check
53. 20 minutes later...
54. FOUND IT! You got me a new garden knome!
55. That's it
56. Stop reading!
57. No more questions!!
58. .......I have nothing to say until you leave!
62. Okay one more thing
63. You've got the nastiest booger I've ever seen hanging from your nose!
If you have a comment for any of these...WRITE IT GODD DAMNIT!! :D~'~'~'
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