Sunday, 13 May 2007
02:36:35 PM (GMT)
Yesterday my brother Jeffrey and I were on our way to the mall when his piece of
crap car breaks down. And it's freakin' pouring!
So the heat doesn't work and he calls the tow truck to get us. So I'm sitting in a
uncomfortable car freezing my butt of in the middle of the
road. Okay, so cars are trying to get around us so he have to get OUT of the car and
PUSH it onto the side of the road which has dirt.
TIME FOR A SCIENCE EXPERIMENT:
What do you get when you mix dirt and water? Mud
Now what do you get when you mix a 30 garbage trucks worth of dirt with thousands of
gallons of water? a Whole LOT of mud...
With my luck what do you think I was stuck in? Ding Ding Ding! The second one so my
bro and I are up to our KNEES in mud pushing a 2 ton freakin car off of the road and
losing pieces in the process (of the car) and my brother just LOVES his PRECIOUS car
so we like stop pushing every 10 seconds so he can pick up a muffler piece or a
fender. By the time we got it on the side of the road I'm COVERED in mud water has
soaked straight through my freaking shirt and I'm freezing while Jeffrey tries to put
the pieces back on...
2 hours later....
The tow truck FINALLY comes and says before he tows we have to pay 250 freakin
dollars for how far he came out even there was a tow truck shop 2 miles away...Well
my brother the poor bastard he is only gives him 120 dollars. So I have to give him
MY CREDIT CARD to pay for it...I put all the money that's on that credit card on
there! So he gives us a ride and his heater doesn't work etiher! Well we finally get
home and you'll never guess what my mom says...
"You're home early."
THE END....:D ~'~'~'