Sunday, 13 May 2007
06:46:51 AM (GMT)
It was a jade statue.
jade, I mean real jade. The colour was a soft milky green. the statue was of a
monkey, crouched down, holding a bunch of bananas. My chinese zodiac was a monkey,
and from what I knew of the monkey it was a troublesome character and that bunch of
bananas he was holding?
He had probably nicked them from somewhere.
Oh well, that sealed my fate, the monkey was my sign and I decided to buy it, however
much it was.
It was actually really cheap, for something made out of a precious stone or watever.
So that was it, I took the statue home and placed it in my living room on the shelf.
By then it was late afternoon, I made myself some tea and went to bed.
It was only when I woke up that I realised there was something wrong..