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Sunday, 13 May 2007
09:56:44 AM (GMT)
sorry if these are't good!  

three guys ,shut-up,Manners and poop, drove to fast and poop fell out the car.
Shut-up went to the poice station, where the policeman asked,"whats your name?" 
"Shut-up," he abswered. 
"hey where s your manners!" the policeman exclaimed.  
shut-up replied " outside on the road scrapin up poop!"  
 

The Teacher's Gift    
 
     It was the last day of school, and all the students were bringing presents for
their teacher. A florist's daughter came up and gave her teacher a box. 
The teacher said, I'll bet these are flowers!” The girl replied, “How did you
know?" 

“Just a lucky guess,” she said. 

Next, a boy whose family owned a candy store came up and gave the teacher a box. She
said that she knew it was candy. When the boy asked how she knew, she again said,
“Just a lucky guess.'” 

Finally, a boy whose father owned a liquor store came up and gave the teacher a box,
but one of the box's corners was damp from a leak. The teacher asked the boy if it
was wine. The boy said, “No.” She touched the leak and put it to her tongue and
asked if it was champagne. The boy again said no. 

Finally, she gave up and asked him what was in the box. 

He said happily, “A puppy!”

Comments 
Dragonfly01 says:   13 May 2007   176839  
lol
i htought they were funny 
ive heard a joke simalr to the first joke you put down
loopyloo1995 says:   13 May 2007   727144  
 hehe my mum told me it
‹yeahitsLEIGH♥› says:   22 May 2007   971841  
I've heard the first one before. But the second one is weird and I
don't really get it lol
 
loopyloo1995 says:   24 May 2007   244558  
she waz likin the pee!!!
lucky_jai_alai_crooner says:   29 June 2007   248886  
the second one was funny
nonniey says :   18 July 2007   819753  
i get them there really gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood

 
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