Tuesday, 6 February 2007
09:51:47 AM (GMT)
1.Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new
to eat will have materialized?
2.Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always
3.Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check
when you say the paint is wet?
4.Why do they call someone "late" if they died early?
5.Why are the adjectives 'fast as' and 'slow as' often used in conjunction with hell,
is hell slow or fast?
6.If the serving size on a can of soda is one can, then why is the serving size on
the little can one can, too? Wouldn't the little cans be 2 cans?
7.If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family?
8.Why are red buttons always the most important?
9.How is chess considered a sport?
10.Why is it when your sleeping it`s called drool but when your awake its called
11.If a hermaphrodite got sent to a certain gender prison, which one would it get
12.If a teacher were to teach a younger grade than they were teaching before, would
they be "degraded"?
13.If you get chemo-therapy do you lose your pubic hairs?
14.Would you die if you didn't pee?
15.Why does every Abraham Lincoln impersonator sound the same, even though there are
no known audio recordings of the man?
16.How's come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment
you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up.
17.Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
18.When Jewish People go to Court, they can't swear on the bible, can they?
19.If marbles are not made of marble, why are they called marbles?
20If you dig a hole through the center of the earth, come out on the other side, and
then let go, would you be falling down or floating up?
21.Could you be a closet claustrophobic?
22.Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you treat them?
23.If ketchup is good on french fries, how come it isn't good on mashed potatoes?
24.Where do all the daylight savings hours go?
25.Why doesn't the hair on your arms grow as fast as the hair on your head?
26.What happens if a black cat walks under a ladder and breaks a mirror?
27.Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert
island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT"
28.Why are elderly people often called "old people" but children are never called
hahaha! ok. some of them are pretty weird!!!
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