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Tuesday, 6 February 2007
09:51:47 AM (GMT)
1.Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new
to eat will have materialized?
2.Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always
white?
3.Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check
when you say the paint is wet?
4.Why do they call someone "late" if they died early?
5.Why are the adjectives 'fast as' and 'slow as' often used in conjunction with hell,
is hell slow or fast?
6.If the serving size on a can of soda is one can, then why is the serving size on
the little can one can, too? Wouldn't the little cans be 2 cans?
7.If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family?
8.Why are red buttons always the most important?
9.How is chess considered a sport?
10.Why is it when your sleeping it`s called drool but when your awake its called
spit?
11.If a hermaphrodite got sent to a certain gender prison, which one would it get
sent to?
12.If a teacher were to teach a younger grade than they were teaching before, would
they be "degraded"?
13.If you get chemo-therapy do you lose your pubic hairs?
14.Would you die if you didn't pee?
15.Why does every Abraham Lincoln impersonator sound the same, even though there are
no known audio recordings of the man?
16.How's come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment
you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up.
17.Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
18.When Jewish People go to Court, they can't swear on the bible, can they?
19.If marbles are not made of marble, why are they called marbles?
20If you dig a hole through the center of the earth, come out on the other side, and
then let go, would you be falling down or floating up?
21.Could you be a closet claustrophobic?
22.Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you treat them?
23.If ketchup is good on french fries, how come it isn't good on mashed potatoes?
24.Where do all the daylight savings hours go?
25.Why doesn't the hair on your arms grow as fast as the hair on your head?
26.What happens if a black cat walks under a ladder and breaks a mirror?
27.Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert
island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT"
28.Why are elderly people often called "old people" but children are never called
"new people"?


hahaha! ok. some of them are pretty weird!!!

Comments 
radiantbooboo says:   6 February 2007   872664  
lol i dunno !!! #
proud_veggie says:   6 February 2007   981636  
Lol
thats cool =P
picklestar06 says:   6 February 2007   753145  
1) because there hungry and just goin to the frige helps
2)because they are clear actually but being against the water with
such a thin surface it gives it imitation color
3)because curiosity gets the better of them if they could go up and
see if there were a billion they would
14)no because they have a system were they clean ur blood then put it
bak in ur system
cinamon_cakes says:   7 February 2007   727258  
okay u gotta get a like 9
cinamon_cakes says:   7 February 2007   934314  
*life 
jennine says:   7 February 2007   962953  
ouch.
hottrapperbabedancer says:   8 February 2007   558726  
1) because there hungry and just goin to the frige helps
2)because they are clear actually but being against the water with
such a thin surface it gives it imitation color
3)because curiosity gets the better of them if they could go up and
see if there were a billion they would
14)no because they have a system were they clean ur blood then put it
bak in ur system
Snapcracklepop121 says:   8 February 2007   271252  
1. because they hope they've overlooked something
2.because no matter what color bubles are fun!!!
3.because it's too hard to count the stars
4. ask the greeks we stole all our sayings from them anyway.
5. depends on if you're happy or sad.
14. yes your bladder would explode
20. actually youd be climbing up
21. yes because claustrophobic means cant be in small places
26. the cat gets really bad luck
27. because they dont have to give thought to it since they don't
think itll ever happen.
jennine says:   9 February 2007   349621  
all please!!!
kyle3320 says:   9 February 2007   614822  
im to lazy to even read them
queenfab says:   28 February 2007   447697  
1. Because they're hungry freaks like you.

2. Because they want stupid people to notice that like you.

3. Because there are millions of stars and that is indeed true,
weirdo.

4. Because they did die late, I mean, if I killed you, (which i would
GLADLY do) they'd call you "The Late Dumbo"

5. Do you even know the answer?

6. No, that would be so unfair for the customers. You should know
that, Ms. Hotel Manager..

7. Nothing. That's illegal. Not even allowed..So don't think about
it.

8. Because red means blood. Blood is important. If you have none,
you'd die.

9. It's a sport that makes you use your brains.

10. There's a difference...

11. What the hell is a "hermaphrodite" ?!

12. Um. No, weirdo. Degraded means weaken.. Or worsen or
DETERIORATE..

13. How should I know?!

14. Nah.. Your urine will just be stored in your bladder and then
it'll explode. That's all.

15. Because there are PSYCHIC people (me) and people who are jealous
of us, PSYCHIC people (you)

16. You mean 'child-like' , weirdo.

17. Who ever said they laid there own eggs?! They could have stolen it
from the toothfairy! Common sense.

18. Yes. They can. Only it's the "Jewish Bible"

19. Um. Ask the scientists..

20. You'd be falling up.

21. Because of the monster which is really a green sweater? Yeah, you
can.

22. Don't counsel them. And by the way..NO SUCH THING.

23. Who said it isn't?

24. Whazat? A sun cellular phone or something?

25. Because they are connected to something different..

26. Bad luck for the cat.

27. Because they're busy answering stupid questions like these..

28. Because they're called young people..


There. Done. I expect the prize. And 'some of them are not weird' .
They all are.. If you dare erase this comment, ugh. You know how many
minutes I spent answering your dum questions?!
jennine says:   1 March 2007   173236  
i tought you think that the things i touch are "infested"
‹DasAtem› says:   6 August 2007   519754  
hottrapperbabedancer you copied your answers from picklestar06  
XD
 
bunniNANGEL says:   6 August 2007   633818  
ummm idk but im trying to get kupipoints by messaging everyone in
there diarys kay kay?
sexylady57 says:   6 August 2007   724539  
this is wird giveing out kupika points when it's true or not
MON3Y_B4B3 says:   8 August 2007   859168  
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that
something new
to eat will have materialized?
2.Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles
are always
white?
3.Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion
stars, but check
when you say the paint is wet?
4.Why do they call someone "late" if they died early?
5.Why are the adjectives 'fast as' and 'slow as' often used in
conjunction with
hell, is hell slow or fast?
6.If the serving size on a can of soda is one can, then why is the
serving size on
the little can one can, too? Wouldn't the little cans be 2 cans?
7.If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the
royal family?
8.Why are red buttons always the most important?
9.How is chess considered a sport?
10.Why is it when your sleeping it`s called drool but when your awake
its called
spit?
11.If a hermaphrodite got sent to a certain gender prison, which one
would it get
sent to?
12.If a teacher were to teach a younger grade than they were teaching
before, would
they be "degraded"?
13.If you get chemo-therapy do you lose your pubic hairs?
14.Would you die if you didn't pee?
15.Why does every Abraham Lincoln impersonator sound the same, even
though there are
no known audio recordings of the man?
16.How's come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can.
Yet the moment
you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up.
17.Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
18.When Jewish People go to Court, they can't swear on the bible, can
they?
19.If marbles are not made of marble, why are they called marbles?
20If you dig a hole through the center of the earth, come out on the
other side, and
then let go, would you be falling down or floating up?
21.Could you be a closet claustrophobic?
22.Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you treat
them?
23.If ketchup is good on french fries, how come it isn't good on
mashed potatoes?
24.Where do all the daylight savings hours go?
25.Why doesn't the hair on your arms grow as fast as the hair on your
head?
26.What happens if a black cat walks under a ladder and breaks a
mirror?
27.Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you
on a desert
island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT"
28.Why are elderly people often called "old people" but children are
never called
"new people"?

wth is this shit? u all are soome hu
MON3Y_B4B3 says:   8 August 2007   238776  
NGRY SHIT *FALLS OUT* *FALL OUT BOY COMES AND SING*
EllieGORE says :   21 March 2008   118968  
It's not the "Jewish Bible",Queenfab,it's called the Torah.

 
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