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Wednesday, 27 December 2006
04:08:07 AM (GMT)
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the
class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who
created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy
seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty
!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep. 

A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't
even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her
again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary
fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say
to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the
pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one
more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.

‹**It's whatever like..**› says:   27 December 2006   713344  
i've heard that  1 before thats so funny
dharck_syde says:   27 December 2006   558537  
yeah....nice one..hehehe
popcorn_500 says:   28 December 2006   272641  
ha ha u r real rude wit jokes u arnt ya
Tomboy400 says:   16 January 2007   152421  
XD lol i like it he he breakhis um ya know in half
animelova says:   16 January 2007   655231  
animelova says:   16 January 2007   586573  
i like the ending... lol*still laughing*owww im laughin so hard my
stomach wont stop aching
loserXcitygurl57 sings:   17 January 2007   591682  
That's a good one! ^_^
My friend taught me that joke when I went to Sunday school...he was
XxNaomiXNightxX says:   24 January 2007   846793  
OMG! That is sooooooooooooooooo funny lol! I LAUGH AND LAUGH AND
RedThorn22 says:   3 February 2007   838594  
filipina_girl says:   16 February 2007   782421  
LOL!!!!!!! My sides are hurting!!!!!
marz_bar says:   27 March 2007   757893  
XD omg haha XD
brunetbaby says:   9 June 2007   377349  
americanbulldog says:   25 June 2007   754476  
‹shii-chan♥› says:   25 June 2007   251691  
haha!! stick that damn thing in me one more time and Ill break it in
kittykat1 says:   4 August 2007   225887  
lol lol lol
dolphinsplash says:   7 September 2007   272676  
tell me other jokes
Dragonfly01 says:   10 September 2007   636914  
omg i almost fell outta my chair laughing 
‹AFIIQAA! Says heyy.› says:   25 September 2007   671822  
oh my god lol haha.
‹♥Kirsche♥› says:   2 October 2008   511132  
more jokes! thats so funny!
Maurosana says :   25 December 2010   697241  
XDDDD So I was just complaining to my mom about how I didn't want to
go to church today, so I looked up 'Church Sucks' in Google.  She got
a little mad and then I went back to kupika and clicked 'Joke Joke
Joke'  But she was still standing there. I read it to her at that
exact moment and started to laugh! How ironic!


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