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Please just stop.Category: (general)
Sunday, 10 August 2014
03:07:17 AM (GMT)
Someone asked me if I was horny.
I said yes because I'm an antelope, I have horns therefore I am by definition horny.

This unfortunately lead to some confusion and much embarrassment as the lady then
proceeded to explain in graphic detail what she wished to do to my private parts.

So in future you humans will desist from using the word horny...and instead replace
it with Hormamally Induced Carnal Urges.
This will lead to much less confusion amongst the horned creature community.
My thanks in anticipation of you compliance

‹Obsydian.› says:   10 August 2014   306910  
Hahaahaha that made me laugh a little ^_^
Phantom says:   10 August 2014   335627  
Well if you didn't walk around with erect penises on your head
perhaps we could take your plea more seriously. 


BTW. It was the lecherous ways of the mythical satyrs and in
particular the god Pan that undoubtedly contributed to the development
of the term. Not to mention that some cite the horned Egyptian god
(Baihmut?) As being responsible for the term's origin with the usage
meaning sexually aroused.
Vlad_The_Impala says :   10 August 2014   952265  
Erect penises on my head....the cheek.

Pan was a big girl. I could drink that tosser under the table any
night of the week. And as for the rest of the satyrs they were a bunch
of jessies too. All talk no substance.
And I'll have you know Baihmuts horns were stuck on. A clear case of
horn envy if ever there was!

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