Sunday, 10 August 2014
07:07:17 AM (GMT)
Someone asked me if I was horny.
I said yes because I'm an antelope, I have horns therefore I am by definition horny.
This unfortunately lead to some confusion and much embarrassment as the lady then
proceeded to explain in graphic detail what she wished to do to my private parts.
So in future you humans will desist from using the word horny...and instead replace
it with Hormamally Induced Carnal Urges.
This will lead to much less confusion amongst the horned creature community.
My thanks in anticipation of you compliance