Sunday, 13 October 2013
02:39:48 AM (GMT)
So, my social circle consist of about 96% boys.
In social settings with them, I'm considered one of the boys.
However, that could be a problem with some of the "outsiders" that spend time hanging
around us and farting around.
When they see me, they automatically ask me
"Are you a lesbian or something?"
When I reply "yes", then things change.
Because I am masculine and homosexual, they think that I AM a stereotypical
male that thinks only about sex and making it big one day.
One of the baboons that usually hangs with another group asked me "So, how many
bitches have you fucked?"
Another asked me "Why aren't you taking gym? Don't you want to see all of the hot
Little do they know that I have not fucked anyone. I'm only attracted to one girl at
a time. I don't have random sexual fantasies about women.
I'm a a girl even though I'm not comfortable in feminine attire feminine clothing. I
watch Titanic and cry EVERYTIME. Even though I have only like...6 girl friends, we
get together every weekend and watch chick flicks. I help my friends shop for dresses
and shoes. I like romance novels. I like romance in general. I like cuddling and
kissing in the rain. Oh, and don't let a Animal Abuse PSA come on because I WILL cry.
Do you even know how many dresses my female cats have? NOPE.
I'm laid back and I didn't mind if you fart, or piss behind my shed, and I might be
gay...but under these boxer briefs doesn't lay a erect penis c: