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Tuesday, 24 July 2012
02:32:26 PM (GMT)
1:Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? Open… meh, I don't really
care if some crazed bitch jumps out of it.
2:Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? omg, no. They annoy
the fuck outta me - it's so difficult to get stuff out of them.
3:Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? Out.
4:Have you ever stolen a street sign before? Do I look like the kind of person who
would do something like that? The fact you would even question my morals is just
sickening! Get out!
5:Do you like to use post-it notes? No, they're made from the trees of hell.
6:Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? No one ever gives me coupons.
7:Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees? Big bear - at
least I could try to kick him in the balls.
8:Do you have freckles? Yup. I've become strangely unaware of them lately though.
9:Do you always smile for pictures? Usually not for profile pictures because I like
to maintain a hipster image. Yolo.
10:What is your biggest pet peeve? People who initiate a leading conversation just so
they can brag about something. Like, are you fucking serious? I will literally punch
you in the face, stop bragging about how fucking rich your family are because you're
portraying yourself as an arrogant twat!
11:Do you ever count your steps when you walk? No, I'll fall over.
14:Do you ever dance even if there’s no music playing? Embarrassing, yes. Sometimes
I make the music myself.
15:Do you chew your pens and pencils? ALL THE TIME.
16:How many people have you slept with this week? 12. No, I'm just kidding. 13.
17:What size is your bed? Huge. like my dick. Stop it, Amber.
18:What is your Song of the week? Some Days by The Maine.
19:Is it okay for guys to wear pink? Hey, I've got nothing against homosexuals.
20:Do you still watch cartoons? Not really. But if they bring back Recess, hell yes.
21:Whats your least favorite movie? Mean Girls 2. the fuck is that.
22:Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? NO, IT'S ALL MINE!
23:What do you drink with dinner? Usually water, unless it's a special occasion: then
I upgrade to a slightly more classy Diet Coke.
24:What do you dip a chicken nugget in? KETCHUP KETCHUP KETCHUP. Ketchup.
BROWNIES. And uh… Bran Flakes…
26:What movies could you watch over and over and still love? Bridesmaids, I Love You
Man, The Hunger Games.
28:Were you ever a boy/girl scout? I did Brownies when I was about 9. Hard to
29:Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? Don't be silly, I don't have the
figure for that.
30:When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? Ma mum. For
mother's day, I think.
31:Can you change the oil on a car? HAH. No.
32:Ever gotten a speeding ticket? Yes. I was going way too fast on the go-karts and
they couldn't handle my badass.
33:Ever ran out of gas? No, I'm constantly farting.
34:Favorite kind of sandwich? Completely covered in Nutella. 
35:Best thing to eat for breakfast? Bran Flakes. Seriously, it has to be ambrosia.
36:What is your usual bedtime? 1pm.
37:Are you lazy? So so so lazy.
38:When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? My Halloween costume
attempts were always very halfhearted - like one year I wore a wolf mask, and another
I wore a pumpkin mask. Yeah…
39:What is your Chinese astrological sign? Aries. Raaaaaaaaaam.
40:How many languages can you speak? Fluently? One. And then there's Spanish. No
hablo el español muy bien. I've only been learning it for less than a year though,
cut me some slack.
41:Do you have any magazine subscriptions? No. 
42:Which are better legos or lincoln logs? What the bloody fuck are lincoln logs? 
43:Are you stubborn? Very. It's why I can keep an argument going for so long.
44:Who is better…Leno or Letterman? Letterman.
45:Ever watch soap operas? No, they're all shit. Fuck you, Eastenders, you chavvy
46:Are you afraid of heights? Not really. I kinda find it fun looking at the drop
47:Do you sing in the car? No, I don't want the driver to crash, do I?
48:Do you sing in the shower? Occasionally. I get paranoid that my entire family is
perched outside the bathroom recording it though so I keep my volume to a minimum.
49:Do you dance in the car? Isn't that kinda dangerous?
50:Ever used a gun? Yes. Well no. I don't know if it was real, okay?
51:Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? Last September on school
picture day. Hair was a mess, needless to say.
52:Do you think musicals are cheesy? That depends on how peppy and annoying the cast
53:Is Christmas stressful? Quite. I usually end up buying shit presents like rubber
ducks and selection boxes for everyone because it's too much pressure.
54:Ever eat a pierogi? No. Google has shown me that they don't look very appetising.

55:Favorite type of fruit pie? I don't really eat pie. I suppose lemon.
56:Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? I always had this odd fantasy of
being a teacher by day and a rockstar by night, and I would switch on the TV for my
pupils and show the videos of me rocking out.
57:Do you believe in ghosts? I don't know. Apparently my house is haunted but they
seem to leave me alone.
58:Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? I get that all the time. Even with things that I know
have never happened before; it just suddenly occurs.
59:Take a vitamin daily? I try to.
60:Wear slippers? No, they conspire against me and I end up crashing to the floor.
61:Wear a bath robe? No, I feel too exposed.
62:What do you wear to bed? Currently a blue t-shirt I got in Carmel (California) and
a pair of bright pink pyjama bottoms. I see a career in fashion design in my future.
63:First concert? Busted.
64:Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? Marks and Spencer, please.
65:Nike or Adidas? Meh.
66:Cheetos Or Fritos? I've never had Fritos but Cheetos are like Satan's poop.
67:Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? Peanuts. What jacked-up freak eats sunflower seeds? 
68:Ever hear of the group Tres Bien? That's what we used to say to my French teacher
at the beginning of the lesson.
69:Ever take dance lessons? No, I've actually got two left feet.
70:Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? No.
71:Can you curl your tongue? Kinda but not very well.
72:Ever won a spelling bee? No, but I should totally enter one 'cause I would kick
73:Have you ever cried because you were so happy? No, crying is a sign of weakness.
74:Own any record albums? No. I'm so uncultured.
75:Own a record player? My mum did. Then I broke it because I was pretending to be a
76:Regularly burn incense? No?
77:Ever been in love? Kinda. It was all a bit confusing.
78:Who would you like to see in concert? Enter Shikari!!!! Get me there!
79:What was the last concert you saw? Oh, gosh. McFly. That was years ago...
80:Hot tea or cold tea? No tea.
81:Tea or coffee? Water.
82:Sugar or snickerdoodles? I've never tried snickerdoodles before.
83:Can you swim well? I swim like a dog.
84:Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? Yes.
85:Are you patient? Not at all.
86:DJ or band, at a wedding? I'm going to come off as such a douchebag but DJ.
87:Ever won a contest? I won rock, paper, scissors once. Best day of my life.
88:Ever have plastic surgery? Um, no.
89:Which are better black or green olives? No olives.
90:Can you knit or crochet? I can knit. Not that I'll need to for another 50 years.
91:Best room for a fireplace? The dungeon.
92:Do you want to get married? One day, I suppose.
93:If married, how long have you been married? 69 years.
95:Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way? I used to up until about
one year ago. I matured slowly.
96:Do you have kids? ew, no.
97:Do you want kids? I can barely look after myself.
98:Whats your favorite color? Orange.
99:Do you miss anyone right now? Sorta.

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