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Sunday, 4 December 2011
08:19:48 PM (GMT)
Mkay so on Friday night, I got home from school and I was really tired after a long
day of allergic reactions and traumatizing social experiences, but I didn't want to
fall asleep.  So then I drank a Monster energy drink. 

Monster is a legitimate drug. 

Like... It makes me act high. Okay? That's all I'm gonna say about that. 

But then I got so super hyper that I cleaned the whole house and ran around
screaming, "WE NEED MORE LEMON PLEDGE!!!" and "THAT'S THE POWER OF OXYCLEAN!!!"
because I'm a psycho like that. 

Like, I seriously cleaned everything. I cleaned all the pennies in my coin
jar. And I cleaned my C.D.'s and my guitar and my entire bedroom and the bathroom and
everything. 

And then when my Monster buzz started to die I was all, "FUCK NO. I'M CLEANING,
BITCH." So I drank another one. And cleaned until I ran out of things to clean. So
then I started organizing things; making sure they were lined up and had even
numbers, etc. 

And then, I tried to think of some sayings to put on T-Shirts because my
friend Hannah's mom has a T-Shirt machine and can make me some for seven doll-hairs
each.  SO this is what I came up with:

"I'm in a band. 
With your mom. "

"I EAT MUSIC"

"Aberzombie & Bitch"

"What's brown and sticky?
....a stick."

"I <3 RSE"
(Reckless Self Endangerment" 

"Let's FSU" 
(Fuck Shit Up)

"28:06:42:12"

Donnie Darko reference? Yes. 

"They made me do it."

Yeah, there was more too, but I forgot them. 

Then I fell asleep and had a freaky weird dream. 
And then I woke up and I tried to text someone but my phone's a bitch and I couldn't.


So I wrote a song that made only minimal sense. 

And now I'm here and it's Sunday and I'm thinking about mermaid and suicide and
snowflakes.

Comments 
north says:   4 December 2011   304851  
Energy drinks contain caffeine. and sugar.

Sugar makes you hyper.

Caffeine is an "actual drug."
 
‹✖[[AntisocialButterfly]]✖› says:   4 December 2011   799610  
@north 

Yeah. But Monster does things that soda and tea don't do, and those
have caffeine. 
 
north says:   4 December 2011   773200  
@CannibalChild 
So, you're basically saying that taking a tiny amount of caffeine is
the same as taking ten times the amount.


Intelligent. 
 
‹✖[[AntisocialButterfly]]✖› says:   4 December 2011   313432  
@north 

Uhm. Well I haven't actually looked at the amounts, okay, but I'm not
talking in terms of hyperness, I'm talking about the overall
affects... 
 
north says:   4 December 2011   871130  
@CannibalChild 
Again.
Taking more of something is going to give you more of an effect.

Ever give a child caffeinated soda?
They're off the walls.
Every give them an energy drink?
You should fear to.

Your body is more accustomed to caffeine, you need more to get the
same "high". Coffee makes adults hyper at times, I suppose it's a
"legitimate drug" that has nothing to do the the quantity of caffeine. 
 
‹✖[[AntisocialButterfly]]✖› says:   4 December 2011   982180  
@north 

But it's not the usual affects of caffeine. 
 
north says:   4 December 2011   448012  
But then I got so super hyper that I cleaned the whole house and ran around screaming, "WE NEED MORE LEMON PLEDGE!!!" and "THAT'S THE POWER OF OXYCLEAN!!!" because I'm a psycho like that. Like, I seriously cleaned everything. I cleaned all the pennies in my coin jar. And I cleaned my C.D.'s and my guitar and my entire bedroom and the bathroom and everything. And then when my Monster buzz started to die I was all, "FUCK NO. I'M CLEANING, BITCH." So I drank another one. And cleaned until I ran out of things to clean. So then I started organizing things; making sure they were lined up and had even numbers, etc. And then, I tried to think of some sayings to put on T-Shirts because my friend Hannah's mom has a T-Shirt machine and can make me some for seven doll-hairs each. SO this is what I came up with:
Elevated mood, hyperactivity, inability to sleep, increased energy. ALL of those things can be stimulated by sugar, not to mention the psychological affect that someone such as yourself incorporates unknowingly into the behavior after consuming something like monster, and then add the sugar. VERY usual.
 
‹✖[[AntisocialButterfly]]✖› says:   4 December 2011   334959  
@north 

This part:
"Like... It makes me act high. Okay? That's all I'm gonna say about
that. "

I left some things out. 
 
north says:   4 December 2011   724888  
@CannibalChild 
the feeling of a "high" - elevated mood, unusual thoughts, giddiness,
idem.

Hyperactivity - Causes all of the above when in extreme measures. 
 
‹✖[[AntisocialButterfly]]✖› says:   4 December 2011   263202  
@north 

You're annoying. 
 
north says:   4 December 2011   962135  
@CannibalChild 
You're illogical and unintelligent.

Ironic, that you should call me annoying, huh? 
 
‹✖[[AntisocialButterfly]]✖› says:   4 December 2011   680885  
@north 

Illogical yes, unintelligent no. 
 
north says:   5 December 2011   506014  
@CannibalChild
But it's not the usual affects of caffeine.
Yeah. But Monster does things that soda and tea don't do, and those have caffeine.
Uhm. Well I haven't actually looked at the amounts, okay, but I'm not talking in terms of hyperness, I'm talking about the overall affects...
I beg to differ.
 
‹✖[[AntisocialButterfly]]✖› says:   5 December 2011   655750  
@north 

I'm not in the mood for you, troll. 
Go fuck yourself. 
 
north says:   5 December 2011   355078  
@CannibalChild 
Not really a troll, as much as someone who likes to laugh at
stupidity.
Trolls laugh at everything. 
 
‹✖[[AntisocialButterfly]]✖› says:   5 December 2011   514500  
@north 

Great, what ever helps you sleep at night. 
 
north says:   5 December 2011   633764  
@CannibalChild 
That's where the fucking myself comes in.

Now I'm being a troll.
See the difference? 
 
‹✖[[AntisocialButterfly]]✖› says :   5 December 2011   804038  
@north 

Sure. 
 
 
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