Sunday, 4 December 2011
08:19:48 PM (GMT)
Mkay so on Friday night, I got home from school and I was really tired after a long
day of allergic reactions and traumatizing social experiences, but I didn't want to
fall asleep. So then I drank a Monster energy drink.
Monster is a legitimate drug.
Like... It makes me act high. Okay? That's all I'm gonna say about that.
But then I got so super hyper that I cleaned the whole house and ran around
screaming, "WE NEED MORE LEMON PLEDGE!!!" and "THAT'S THE POWER OF OXYCLEAN!!!"
because I'm a psycho like that.
Like, I seriously cleaned everything. I cleaned all the pennies in my coin
jar. And I cleaned my C.D.'s and my guitar and my entire bedroom and the bathroom and
And then when my Monster buzz started to die I was all, "FUCK NO. I'M CLEANING,
BITCH." So I drank another one. And cleaned until I ran out of things to clean. So
then I started organizing things; making sure they were lined up and had even
And then, I tried to think of some sayings to put on T-Shirts because my
friend Hannah's mom has a T-Shirt machine and can make me some for seven doll-hairs
each. SO this is what I came up with:
"I'm in a band.
With your mom. "
"I EAT MUSIC"
"Aberzombie & Bitch"
"What's brown and sticky?
"I <3 RSE"
(Reckless Self Endangerment"
(Fuck Shit Up)
Donnie Darko reference? Yes.
"They made me do it."
Yeah, there was more too, but I forgot them.
Then I fell asleep and had a freaky weird dream.
And then I woke up and I tried to text someone but my phone's a bitch and I couldn't.
So I wrote a song that made only minimal sense.
And now I'm here and it's Sunday and I'm thinking about mermaid and suicide and
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