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I'm the CLEAR CONDOM!Category: (general)
Thursday, 29 July 2010
01:48:57 AM (GMT)

or a horny clown will appear by your bed

with a knife and will rape you then peel off all your skin alive.

The only way to save your life,

is to pick the condom that

represents your love life.

Oh, by the way,

do not ignore this

because if you do,

He will come at the time of 1:00 A.M.

(Yes, that is in the morning) and Kill you and peel your skin alive!


CLEAR CONDOM: Just broke up with someone but still have feelings for them.

PINK CONDOM: single and just confused and don't know what to do.

ORANGE CONDOM: Taken and happy with your relationship.

BLUE CONDOM: Single and just living life.

BLACK CONDOM: Taken & truly in love with the one your with.

TEAL CONDOM: Taken and confused about what's going wrong with your relationship.

YELLOW CONDOM: taken & In Love with someone else.

TYE-DYE CONDOM: Just taken and confused about stuff.

RED CONDOM: single, but Like someone who likes you back, but not going out.

PURPLE CONDOM: Single and like someone, but don't know if they like you.

BROKEN CONDOM: damn,the bitch is pregnant.

GREEN CONDOM: your an under cover ninja trutle!

LAVENDER CONDOM: taken and but waiting for another person

STRIPED CONDOM: single, not sure if anyone likes you, lonely, and it just sucks!

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