what is with the cat whiskers?
what cat whiskers?
have my babies!
do you want to give me the babies?
what sort of words do you guys say different to use americans?
we say pavement (:
what do they say?
Irish wrist watch...
irish wrist watch...
Would you rather, have a mermaid's tail and your face, or your body and a fish face?
A mermaid's tail on my face.
I am british and i walk on the pavement!
If you were locked up in prison, how would you escape?
I would eat my own feet!
Wait, this is going somewhere... Then i could slide through the pipes.
What is satan's surname?
Dan needs an abortion... what...? stop it! If you could choose what surname you had,
what would be your decision?
look what i can do *wigglewiggle*
i can do it too look *wigglewigglefail*
Phil, why don't you like feet?
because creepy people like you ask me to take pictures of them while i'm lying on my
bed covered in honey... that's why i don't like feet... WAHH
If you were Osama Bin Laden, where would you be hiding?
In yo' mom. No...
If you were an icecream flavour, what would you choose?
some kinda bailey's sherbet chocolate truffle candy mountain explosion...
Would you rather have a magnetic head or be bald for life?
I'd rather have a magnetic head...
but you could just wear a wig... you'd walk into the kitchen and be like ARGHHHH.
DINSAURS OR ROBOTS?
i am a dinoaur! rawr...
can you please re-enact the titanic?
*blahblahblah i'm flying jack, flying!*
Ehh just watch the vid, k?
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