Sunday, 4 July 2010
01:44:45 AM (GMT)
User: This was a triumph.
Cleverbot: I'm making a note here.
User: Huge success.
Cleverbot: It's hard to overstate.
User: My satisfaction.
Cleverbot: Aperture Science.
User: We do what we must.
Cleverbot: Because we can.
User: 'For the good of all of us.'.
Cleverbot: Except the ones who are dead.
User: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
Cleverbot: You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
User: And the science gets done.
Cleverbot: And you make a neat gun.
User: For the people who are still alive.
Cleverbot: I'm not even angry.
User: I'm being so sincere right now.
Cleverbot: Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
User: And tore me to pieces.
Cleverbot: And threw every piece into a fire.
User: As they burned, it hurt because.
Cleverbot: I was so happy for you!
User: Now, these points of data make a beautiful line.
Cleverbot: And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time.
User: So, I'm glad I got burned.
Cleverbot: Think of all the things we learned.
User: For the people who are still alive!
Cleverbot: Go ahead and leave me.
User: I think I prefer to stay inside.
Cleverbot: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
User: Maybe Black Mesa...
Cleverbot: That was a joke, ha ha.
User: Fat chance...
Cleverbot: Anyway, this cake is great.
User: It's so delicious and moist!
Cleverbot: Look at me, still talking when there's science to do.
User: When I look out there, it makes me glad I'm not you.
Cleverbot: I've experiments to run.
User: There is research to be done.
Cleverbot: On the people who are still alive.
User: And believe me, I am still alive.
Cleverbot: I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
User: I feel fantastic and I'm still alive.
Cleverbot: While you're dying I'll be still alive.
User: And when you're dead I will be still alive.
Cleverbot: Still alive.
User: Still alive!
Cleverbot: Except for ones who are dead.
User: Thank you very much for singing with me, my friend. :D.
Cleverbot: Don't mention it!
I saw this done on dA, and I tried to imitate it...
AND IT WORKED.
I'm so happy. :D