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The AdventuressCategory: The Perculiar Subject
Tuesday, 6 April 2010
02:03:06 AM (GMT)
 The Adventures

-“I'm Bonnie Hive, please just call me Honey, come now! lets go on an

“Do you know, I have one rule I have always lived by and shall do for all my life.
Always aim for fun, adventure and freedom or as I like to put it, Forget all walls,
for you are alive.”

Unfortunately walls are my exact problem, locked away in this ghastly prison! “Why
the reinforced steel bars and walls just for one small girl!” I protest to the
near, unshaven, disgruntled looking male guard with a either a disregard for
deodorant or a very horrid taste in after shave. “Maybe because ma'am, your smile
is slier than the fox's and you kick like a mule,” jokes John, oh? I haven't
introduced him yet? Hes my young, handsome assistant, John Smith.

Hes an smooth, charming man with with the sharpest brain I could find when rushing
off to the airport to start an adventure. We met when I was bobbing and weaving
though the crowds at Heathrow faultless until, I wham into John. He catches me in is
arms and says “Where you rushing off to so fast, cutting it close are we?”his
remark rubbed me the wrong way,I looked him straight in the eye and stated “I'm off
on an adventure if you must know,” then I smirked at him and spoke the word of fate
“want to come? I'm looking for an attractive assistant right now, all adventuress'
need one of those you see.” He accepted, my flabbergasted expression laughed at we
both quickly made our way to the flight we would now be sharing with no luggage going
god knows where. 

“Now we've ended up here, in this dismal hell-hole,”an accusatory glance shot
fired at me from John's direction as he voices exactly what I'm thinking “how,
perchance, do you suggest we get our self's out of this grand mess ma'am?” tacking
the ma'am at the end so to not sound to rude he sighs and stares impatiently at my

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