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Mad Glibs 3 (i think I'm Addicted!!!)Category: (general)
Monday, 18 January 2010
11:41:24 PM (GMT)
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I enjoy long, grotesque walks on the beach, getting galloped in the rain and
serendipitous encounters with handcuffs. I really like piña coladas mixed with
liquid nitrogen, and romantic, candle-lit monkeys. I am well-read from Dr. Seuss to
Obama. I travel frequently, especially to masquerades, when I am not busy with work.
(I am a hula dancer.) I am looking for ministry and beauty in the form of a American
goddess. She should have the physique of Paris Hilton and the machine of Yehyita. I
would prefer if she knew how to cook, clean, and wash my lilies. I know I’m not
very attractive in my picture, but it was taken 748292 days ago, and I have since
become more lambent.  
 

**Here I got a dictionary and randomly started flipping through it**

Movie Quotes 1
 
"My name is cartwheeled; learn it well, for it`s the hissing sound of your door."

"I told Killian I`d be fierce. I wouldn`t want to be a/an dirt constructer."

"I`m a cybernetic Lobster: living tissue over a/an catastrophic endoskeleton."

"If things have gone wrong, I`m dwindling myself, and you`ve got a wet prerogative
wrapped around your head."

- Arnold Schwarzenegger  
 

**Now Here is one of my favorite songs in mad lips version**

The Freshman (The Verve Pipe)
 
When I was indomitable I knew everything 
and she a 18-wheeler who rarely ever pranced advice 
now i`m guilt stricken, pouncing with my belly on the floor 
stop a black momba`s breath and a kimono full of rice 

I can`t be held purple 
cause she was rushing her face 
I won`t be held purple 
she licked in love in the first place 

For the gas station of me I cannot hop 
what made us think that we were wrong and we`d never react 
for the gas station of me I cannot believe we`d ever die for these yogurts 
we were merely teachers 

My best friend took a week`s Mardi Gras to forget her 
his pen tugged a week`s worth of banana and slept 
now he`s guilt stricken pouncing with his belly on the floor 
hushes about her now and how he never correctly intimidated he says 

I can`t be held wrong 
cause she was clawing her face 
I won`t be held wrong 
she kicked in love in the first place 

We`ve tried to crash our hands of all of this 
we never talk of our announcing relationships 
and how we`re guilt stricken laughing with our teeth on the floor 
we fell through the woman when we tried not to leap, we`d say 

I can`t be held wrong 
cause she was rushing her face 
I won`t be held purple 
she kicked in love in the first place 
 

**Here it is in original. Or at least as close as I can remember it to be. Big
difference, huh? LOL**

The Freshman (The Verve Pipe)
 
When I was young I knew everything 
and she a punk who rarely ever took advice 
now i`m guilt stricken, lying with my head on the floor 
stop a baby`s breath and a shoe full of rice 

I can`t be held responsible 
cause she was touching her face 
I won`t be held responsible 
she fell in love in the first place 

For the life of me I cannot remember 
what made us think that we were wise and we`d never comprise 
for the life of me I cannot believe we`d ever die for these sins 
we were merely freshmen 

My best friend took a week`s vacation to forget her 
his friend took a week`s worth of vodca and slept 
now he`s guilt stricken lying with his head on the floor 
talks about her now and how he never really wept he says 

I can`t be held responsible 
cause she was holding her face 
I won`t be held responsible 
she fell in love in the first place 

We`ve tried to wash our hands of all of this 
we never talk of our lasting (?) relationships 
and how we`re guilt stricken sobbing with our heads on the floor 
we fell through the ice when we tried not to slip, we`d say 

I can`t be held responsible 
cause she was touching her face 
I won`t be held responsible 
she fell in love in the first place

Comments 
‹Mad♥Hatter♥Love› says :   19 January 2010   349189  
HAHAHAHAHAH!!! HILARIOUS!!!1
 

 
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