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Saturday, 5 December 2009
04:42:39 PM (GMT)
Silence is golden and duct tape is silver. 
- Author Unknown
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried! 
- Author Unknown
How the hell do you get fired on your day off?! 
- Author Unknown
Most of us know how to say nothing; few of us know when.. 
- Author Unknown
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths. 
- Author Unknown
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. 
- Author Unknown
How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand! 
- Author Unknown
Love is like a game of chess: One false move and you're mated. 
- Author Unknown
Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll
just rattle your jewelry. 
- John Lennon
I'm always making a comeback, but nobody never tells me where I've been.. 
- Billie Holiday
Due to lack of interest, tomorrow has been cancelled. 
- Author Unknown

jamesrgrimes says:   5 December 2009   361342  
............ kool
‹™*{Fudg£ga$m•D!n0®Aw®}*™› says :   6 December 2009   903610  
yes. yes i is


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