Saturday, 14 November 2009
02:15:00 AM (GMT)
[x] Are you Asian in the first place?
[ ] Were you born in an Asian country?
[ ] Can you use chopsticks?
[ ] Have you taken Vietnamese/Chinese/Korean/Japanese/Lao/etc. school as a kid?
[x] Can you speak an Asian language?
[ ] Is your favorite subject math/science?
[x] Do you eat rice almost every single day?
[ ] Did/Do you spike/highlight your hair?
[x] Do you have an "azn crew"?
[x] Do have a 95 average?
[x] Do you get at least a 3.0 GPA?
[x] Do you freak out when you get a B in school?
[x] Do you listen to Asian music?
[x] Have you watched Asian movies/dramas?
[ ] Can you rave?
[x] Do you know what DDR is?
[x] Do you drink pearl milk tea or bubble tea?
[ ] Can you play CS, Starcraft, Warcraft, Diablo, etc?
[x] Have you played the violin/piano/cello? [Past tense.]
[x] Do your parents get mad at you you if you get bad grades? [Hella.]
[ ] Are/have you going/taking/took any honors/AP classes?
[ ] Do you own a Mazda/Saturn?
[ ] Do you/your parents drive an Asian made car?
[x] Do you have a distinctive smell? [rofl, not a bad distinctive smell.]
Score so far: 14
[ ] Are you or were you once a fob?
[ ] Is your last name Li, Lee, Nguyen, Wang, Wong, Kim, Tang, Chow, Kamenashi,
Cheung, Zhang, Lin, Cheng, Ma, Jang, Chan, Chen, Liu?
[x] Have you dated/want to date Asian guys/girls?
[x] Have you designed a website before?
[x] Does/did your SNS/e-mail have/had the words: AzN, gurl, boy, sweet, cute, hot,
dragon, babe, angel, lil, princess, Xx...xX, oO..,Oo, etc.? [Had. :D]
[ ] Do you have both an Asian and an English name?
[x] Do you take off your shoes before entering someone's house?
[x] Do you know the song "Got Rice"?
[ ] Do you listen to trance?
Score so far: 20
[x] Have you eaten dim sum/dumplings before?
[x] Are/or were your parents/mom/dad fobs?
[x] Is the mall your hang out place?
[x] Do you think you're short?
[x] Do you have tons of cousins/siblings/uncles/aunts/etc?
[x] Can you twirl a pencil between your fingers?
[ ] Have you ever solved a rubik's cube?
[x] Do you read Manga?
[x] Do you/your parents save ketchup packets/napkins/etc from restaurants for later
use? [NAPKINS. SO MUCH.]
[x] Do you have ASIAN Pride?
Score so far: 29
[x] Are you a good artist?
[ ] You speak your Asian language with your friends?
[ ] Do your relatives own a restaurant/market/Nail salon in an Asian community?
[ ] Do YoU tYpE lIkE tHiS aLoT? [NoT aT aLl.]
[x] Have you visited your home country at least twice?
[x] Does your house smell like incense once in awhile?
[x] Do you have/need glasses or braces?
[x] Do you like to read?
[x] Do you NOT have an allowance?
Under 25 - White washed
26-30 - American Born
31-40 - Pure
40-45 - Asian that got fob washed
45-50 - FOB
51- Hopelessly fobby
I tag all the white people. :D