Monday, 30 March 2009
10:18:53 AM (GMT)
Hey guys. I'm writing this during the time that I would ordinarily spend in math
class, which is not as cool as it sounds because I'm really sick. *cough cough*. So I
am offering you all a word of advice-
If you feel a tad tired on Thursday, do not stay up six hours past you "bed
time" just to finish reading your book.
When you wake up on Friday after not doing that, do not wake up late so that
you don't have time to eat breakfast or pack a lunch.
Further more, I would suggest not over exterting yourself at the School Dance later
After you avoid dancing wildly for hours on end, you shouldn't go to a sleep over for
your friends Birthday where you'll run around more, drink caffinated and carbonated
soda, and eat lots of junk food, even though you know that you haven't eaten a good
meal all that day.
Taking out your contacts after wearing them for twelve hours, even though the doctar
warned you not to wear them more then five hours is also very inadvisable.
sharing a cup of Pib with a friend infected with strep throat is also not a good
thing for you to do, come to think of it.
Neither is ignoring your head ache and stomach ache.
When you wake up the following morning after getting four hours sleep do not walk
several miles back and forth to varius freinds houses, one of which is filled with
cigarette smoke, even if it's so that they can get their indoor rockgym signed.
Do not spend hours climbing about in an indoor rock gym, and don't pet the random
dogs that happen to be wandering around inside. Because if you do, then by the time
your ready to walk outside and across the street for lunch you'll feel a tad
uncomfortable, and by the time your friends mom comes to pick you up at the pizza
place two hours later you'll be down right misrable. And when your mom picks you up
at your friends house she'll say you do feel a bit warm, and you'll have to
spend the rest of that day in bed with a fever of 100.5 degrees fareinheit. And the
next day your throat will be sore and you'll be occasionally nausous and you'll still
have a fever.
And by monday you'll be sneezing, coughing, your voice will be an annoying croaking
noise, your fever will still be 100.2, and your eyes will hurt. And then you'll miss
Heed my advice! I know what I'm talking about!!