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Saturday, 21 February 2009
12:39:56 AM (GMT)
1. Go up to a cash register and ask how much it 
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in
housewares and see what happens. 
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them
in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, Why can't you
people just leave me alone? 
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where
the anti - depressants are. 
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme. 
12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say PICK ME!PICK ME! 
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and
scream... NO! NO! It's those voices again! 
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very
loudly, There is no toilet paper in here! 
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting, pikachu i choose
you!!! Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

‹∞ Directioner ∞› says:   21 February 2009   184147  

Very funny!!!
‹the_glass_castle› says :   21 February 2009   875257  
lol i need to try 14


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