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Saturday, 10 January 2009
04:51:42 PM (GMT)
All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one
in charge.

I should be in charge, said the brain, because I run all the body's systems, so
without me nothing would happen.

I should be in charge, said the blood, because I circulate oxygen all over so
without me you'd all waste away.

I should be in charge, said the stomach, because I process food and give all of you

I should be in charge, said the legs, because I carry the body wherever it needs to

I should be in charge, said the eyes, because I allow the body to see where it

I should be in charge, said the rectum, because I'm responsible fo r waste removal.

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum ... and insulted him, so in a huff,
he shut down tight.

Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the
legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic.

They all decided that the rectum should be the boss

The Moral of the story ? Even though the others do all the work ....

The asshole is usually in charge !!!

MuffinGunnaEatChuu says:   16 January 2009   398657  
dan_09 says:   19 January 2009   473294  
thats fuuuuny X3
‹Curtains› says:   20 January 2009   937531  
i thowt so but im just wonderin who u wud think is in charge of our
little 'posse' (haha posse is a funny word) im thinking caleb cos he
is the arsehole
dan_09 says :   20 January 2009   572739  


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