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RIP Greg McFlyCategory: Sadness
Tuesday, 25 November 2008
05:11:37 AM (GMT)
I just came outta the bathroom, POOPIN'.
[[You, as the reader, have a right to know that. If it's too disturbing, I
But you should know that you will now be lettering a murderer.
I have slaughtered a poor, innocent...
Yes, a FLY.

I was sitting on my potty, POOPIN' [[Again, I apologize]], but I couldn't
There was a maniac fly buzzing around, crashing into the mirror and walls like a
student driver.
Every now and then he'd come so close, I could hear him BUZZing in my ear.
Naturally, I flailed my arms about when he came close enough.

Well, luck wasn't with this poor fly. v_v
As I swung my arms around, he ran into my left hand's middle finger, swatting him in
the sink region.
Afterwards, I could not locate him.
I either swatted him down the drain, under the curlers, or he learned his lesson.
Let us hope it was the last.

RIP, Greg McFly.
You're next generations will always live in memory of you, annoying me.
I'll never swat again.
Last edited: 25 November 2008

‹Puppeh.› says:   26 November 2008   447294  
Poar Greg.
This reminds me of the story when my mother told me she was fighting
with a fly.
I'll have to tell you it later.
‹Lora Patsy Poodle› says :   26 November 2008   938427  
I smacked another fly.
I felt so bad. D;

I shall be sure to hear it. >:O


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