Sunday, 29 June 2008
08:44:56 AM (GMT)
dude, this is done out of my own amusement and I shall not be held liable for any
injuries such as; headache, traumas, uncontrollable hysterics, brain damage, deaths,
head explosion, heart attacks, voice damage(from screaming your lungs out), hearing
damage(from the stupid screaming) and such.
-Author is in a bad mood and shall be not be reprimanded if said injuries above has
-Said author has watched numerous AMVs
-also, author watched KKM skits
-Author is a nut-case
-has friend, Bea, over and said Bea is also a nut-case
-is a maniac
-has eaten tons of chocolates earlier
-has brain damage and would not like to be told in having so
should must be rated FESM only (For EXTREME sane minds)
-stupid use of analogs and metaphors; if there are any...
-if author happens to escape mental facility, please contact police
-if author has managed to find you and demands you open the door, you must decline
and give her some KKM stuffs instead..
-stupid story is almost identical to The Frog Prince
-none of these are true, if they were I- er the author should have been killed
The Frog Prince story does not belong to me- er the author....
Once upon a time, there lived a princess by the name of Eve. Eve loves anime, and
Kyou Kara Maoh! She will do anything in her power to obtain what she wishes.
Including, threatening other people to do so. One Sunday afternoon- 4:12 p.m. to be
exact- Eve was typing on her laptop when suddenly, a cry was heard. A cry ;much like
someone strangling a cat, that was so ear-piercing that you would be so so so so so
K.O. when near proximity of crier. Now, being Eve, Eve rushed down the stairs and saw
her older brother; strangling a cat. Much to her brother's dismay, Eve took out a
mallet form behind her back and started smashing said brother until he was as flat as
a flattened-by-an-elephant's-behind pancake. Eve then took the poor cat in her arms
and started nursing it back to health, whilst dressing the said cat in different
costumes found in Eve's closet of doom.
But sadly, the cat ran away.
Well, who wouldn't?
Eve was devastated, that is until she found a friend. A neighboring kingdom's
princess, erm, Princess........Bea! That's right, Princess Bea. Both were playing in
the gardens when the said princess lost the golden ball, she told Eve it fell on the
nearby pond. Both princesses ran to the pond, but upon reaching it, they found a
frog- a rather ugly frog, if you ask me- and on its mouth...the golden ball! Bea
gingerly plucked it out of the frog's mouth and held it away from herself, pinching
her nose in a lady-like manner.
"Ew! It smells!" Bea shrieked.
"Eww...and there's a frog! It's frog DROOL!!! God, what is this? A fairy tale?!" Eve
shouted to the heavens.
A rumble in the skies as a reply. Suddenly, heaven's floodgates opened, letting
raindrops pour onto the vast land, another clasp of thunder. Which led to two
frightened princesses, who scurried back to the castle, leaving the
poor-coughuglycough- little frog all alone by his pond.
Later that night, a soft knock was heard on the castle doors. The guards opened them
and saw no one, then they looked down, they saw a frog.
"A frog who knocks on doors?" asked one of the guards.
The -coughuglycough-- frog leaped inside and started heading towards the dining
"HEY!! Where's my food?!?!?" Eve cried out in frustration as her fists
collided with the wall.
"God, Eve, are you always this immature?" Bea asked as she flipped her hair over her
"Hell, yeah! Whaddaya expect? I'm a princess, for crying out loud! Haven't you read
any princess novels or fanfics?! I'm spoiled, dammit!" she argued.
"Well, no, but you have a point, you are spoiled" Bea simply stated.
"What was that?" Eve asked.
"Wasn't me, I don't croak"
"Hey look! It's the frog!" Eve cried, pointing at the table where a -coughuglycough-
"Dude, are you some sort of stalker? I know I'm beautiful and all(Eve: HAHA...Bea's a
dumbass and you know it), but that doesn't mean you can, like, stalk me!" Bea said.
"I am not a frog! I am a handsome prince! And if you don't kiss me right now, I'll
call my frog army and they'll swarm all over this place!" the frog protested.
Eve grinned evilly when an equally evil plan started forming in her little fangirl
mind. Bea having seen this slapped the back of Eve's head.
"Me thinks thy hast some evil plot up thy sleeves?" Bea asked knowingly.
"Yes, ofcourse, I have!" the younger squealed as she clasped her hands together in
delight. Then, out of the blue, Eve took out a net from behind her back, and knocked
the poor frog unconscious.
When Sir Froggy awoke, he was inside some sort of laboratory. An evil laboratory at
"Ah, so the frog finally awoke!"
"Hand me the scalpel wil you, Bea?"
"Here you go!"
"This is so much fun!"
"I know! I wonder how he became a frog?"
"That's why we're dissecting him!"
"Okay, Sir Froggy! Take one last look of the outside world before you depart and
"ARGHH!!!! You girls are INSANE!!!" the frog cried.
"Well, duh, haven't you figured that out earlier in the story?"
"Yeah, you really are a dense prince, aren't you?"
"No, I AM NOT A-"
With that, the frog was dissected and died. Eve lived happily in the kingdom and Bea
lived happily in her own kingdom, which she conquered.
Have a nice day!~