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Monday, 3 March 2008
04:06:06 PM (GMT)
this is so funny 

Your mamas so fat she cant even float in space 

Yo momma is so fat she sat on walmart and lowered the prices. 

Your Momma's so fat she can go on vacation by rolling over. 

You momma so fat one time she threw up and out came pinnichio 

Yo mama is so fat when she turns around its her birthday again 

Yo mamma's so fat when she went to Tokyo everyone said its GODZILA! 

Yo momma is so fat, she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. 

Your momma is so fat the elephant on her shirt is real! 

Your momma is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said 1 person at a time please 

Your mommas so fat she pooped out an actionfigure. 

Yo Momma so fat she tripped over Wal-Mart and landed on Target 

Yo mama so fat that when she walkes she shows up on the rictor scale

xoRockstarxo702 says:   3 March 2008   591727  

Yo Mama So Stupid
I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...

she make Homer Simpson look like a Nobel Prize winner

Yo Moma So Old
she left her purse on Noah's Ark.

Jurassic Park brought back the memories...

when she ran the 100 metre dash, they timed her with a sundial.

she still owes Moses a dollar.

when she was at school...there was No history class!
‹-I-Rape-pie-› says:   14 May 2008   857399  
Yo mama so fat when a whale came by it said WE ARE FAMILY!!! EVEN

Rofl XD
goodgirl878 says :   10 August 2008   796275  
Yo mama so stupid she was staring at a oj carton because it said



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