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The "Retarded" Test...Category: (general)
Tuesday, 25 September 2007
11:59:25 AM (GMT)
Now before you start giving me mean comments, my friends forced me to do
this!

> [ ] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting' you.
> [ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
> [ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
> [ ] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird
looks.
> [x]You have ran into a tree/bush.(I didn't really run, just hit it in a tobaggin.)
> [ ] You have been called a blonde

> so far: 1

> [ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow
> [ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
> [ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the
> same melody
> [ ] You just sang them to make sure.
> [x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
> [ ] You have choked on your own spit.
> so far: 2
>
> [ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
> [ ] You type with three fingers or less.
> [ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
> [ ] you tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
> [ ] You have caught yourself drooling.
> so far: 2
>
> [ ] You have fallen asleep in class
> [ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking
> [ ] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking
> about.
> [ ]People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
> [ ]You are often told to use your "inside voice"
> so far: 2

> [ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
> [ ]You have eaten a bug accidentally...
> [x]You are taking this test when you should be doing something more
> important.
> [ ] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize
> it.
> [x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your
> hand/pocket the whole time.
> so far: 4

> [ ] You have reposted bulletins because you are scared that what they
say will happen to you if you don't.
> [x]You break a lot of things.
> [ ]You tilt you're head when you're confused.
> [ ] You have fallen out of your chair before.
> [ ] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture
on the
> ceiling. 
> [ ] The word "um" is used
> [ ] You dont know what "um" means.
> [ ] You say "what" and "huh" alot.
> [ ] You used a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.
> total: 5

> NOW, take that number and multiply it by 4 and REPOST this as
> "I'm 20% RETARDED or stupid"


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