Thursday, 12 April 2007
02:53:08 PM (GMT)
THE 85 PICK
UP LINES MY PALS AND I HAVE HEARD OR MADE!
HEY! VAMPY HERE! MY PALS (BOTH GUYS AND GALS) WERE HAVING A PARTY AND FOUND OR HEARD
OR MADE UP THESE PICK-UP LINES AND MY PALS AND I WONDERED WHICH ONES WERE THE
FUNNIEST AND WERE THE WORSE. GIVE US THE NUMBER & YOUR OPPINION OR JUST READ THEM CUZ
U R SO BORED!! PLZ NOTE THAT IN PARENTHASES (...) THAT ARE AT THE END OF THE SENTENCE
IS WHAT WE THOUGHT ABOUT THE PICK-UP LINE. LATERS!
1. Is that the sun coming up... or is that just you lighting up my world? (Funny!)
2. Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle. (wow......*ahem*)
3. Q: "Can you hold something for me?"
(Slip your hand into theirs).
Are comment: (ok, we say that is one of the best we know!)
4. Do you want to make millions? millions of babies! (EW!!!!!!!*AHEM*)
5. Hi, have you got a boyfriend? (if no,) Are you taking applications? (ok.........no
6. My love for you is like the universe...neverending!! (aw!)
7. Your senses must be messed up 'cuz your eyes are talkin' to me. (.......no
8. I tripped on a kiss and fell in love with you. (aw! thats nice!)
9. guy:what's on your face??
girl:what what get it off get it off
guy: o it's just your beautiful eyes (ok, that's likes such an insult!)
10.If someone was to write a story about my life, the climax would be when I met you!
11. guy: papa bear looked ok, mama bear looked a little better, but mmmm baby bear
looks just right! (wtf.......i dont wanna know!)
12. That outfit is horrible take it off right now!!! (huh?)
13. Baby, you are everything I never knew I always wanted (that can be so
14. If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard. (sweet and nice!)
15. Hey, your name is sexy, right? (wow...........geez.)
16. Is that top felt? [No] Would you like it to be? ( Wahoa! *are wide eyed!*)
17. Hey, how’s it going? Do you see my friend over there? He wants to know if you
think I’m cute. (gee.....sounds like a kid thing)
18. Are you Pentacostal? Cause I'd love to speak in tongues with you. (we dont wanna
19. You’re a pot of gold in this enormous world and I’m just a little
20. Girl, your body is a wonderland, and I want to be Alice so that I can run around
all over you. (wow, very mature...)
21. Would you excuse me a sec? I have to return this map that I borrowed.
(where does it lead?)
The seat next to yours. (that can sounds so confuzin!)
22. Do you like blueberries or strawberries? (why?) Because I want to know what kind
of pancakes to make you when u wake up. (AW!!!!!!!)
23. Whisper in her ear and say, "wanna feel pretty tonight?"(GEE, WE DONT WANNA KNOW!
24. Baby, I'm like Taco Bell...I'll spice up your night. (WOOT!)
25. Wouldn't it be nice if we could be at this same place next year..together..and
laughing? (Makes us wonder.....you cud say dat in a pal way)
26.You are so hot you make the windows fog. (lame....)
27. Some say there are 7 wonders in the world.
Some say there are more. Some say everything in life is a wonder. But to me, There is
only one....You! (gee....to us it's lame)
28. Guy: Excuse me, can you step into the light over there?
Guy:So I can check you out ( that person shud be pimp slapped...)
29. As you're going out of a door in a public building with an "exit" sign above it
say: There's the exit, will you go out with me? (wtf?)
30. I saw a flower this morning and I thought it was the most beutiful thing I've
ever seen until a gazed upon you. (yawn.......)
31. I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you.(gee......the
person cud sound desperate)
32. You've got something on your back! (what?) Angel wings!
You've go something on you head. (what?) A halo. (so we get it already.shes an
33. I'm like a computer game, you can play with me all day long! (gee, that can sound
good and bad at the same time....)
34. I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk. (yawn!)
35. "Hey, if I kiss you, will I get slapped?" (sounds like the guy wants to be abused
more then loved..)
36. Damn suga! slow down..Im diabetic! (uh........ew..........dont wanna know wat
that means either)
37. I hope your day is as radiant as your smile. (aw that's nice!)
38. I think you got a little food on your lip.. here let me lick it off for
you.(aw.....Kisses, for that! so deserved!)
39. You look life my first wife! (how many have you had?) none. (heh, he mite not get
2 anser that question.....but in the end...MARRIAGE!)
40. It's my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? [Is it really your birthday?] No,
but how about a kiss anyway? (GEE, WHO GIVS KISSES ON B-DAYS??)
41. Guy: Baby, your body is a wonderland!
Girl: That's funny, because yours is a wasteland! (OH HE GOT SO DISSED RITE
42. I bet my tongue can beat up your tongue. (GEE SO OBVIOUS AND OLD!)
43. He says, "I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips." She says, "Bet's
on." He kisses her then says, "I lost." (OH.......So smooth!)
44. Your lips look so lonely, Would they like to meet mine? (smooth....especially if
ur cute and i'm sad!)
45. Are you on America's most wanted? Cause you're at the top of my list. (so old and
46. mmm, mmm...You got a behind on you that reminds me of two five pound bags of
finely packed sugar....and wouldn't you know...I got me a sweet tooth! (WOW! BIG
DETAIL THERE! SMOOTH!)
47. We would go great together like peanut butter and jelly (old.......gee u cud make
a billion combinations........)
48. Hey I bought a new couch you wanna see it? (that sounds so inocent........)
49. (look at her butt) that must be jelly, because jam don't shake like that.
(wow....we all just smirked on that one)
50. The average person falls in love 7 times before marriage. Baby, you're my lucky
seven. (LIES! TOTAL LIES!)
51. Let me make you dinner tonight, I'm serving tube steak smothered in underwear.
52. Do you like ice cream? Good because you look like my favorite topping! (gee,
sounds so inocent and yet sounds sexual.......)
53. Hey you almost killed me! (what did I do?) I saw you and forgot how to breathe.
(lol! unless ur cute, i wish you'd died! OH, BURN!)
54. My phones feeling alittle empty, how about i fill it up with your number.
(smooth.........knda old but classic)
55. Can I be your butter on your bread? (Wow...sounds so wrong in so many
56. Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
(Say that in a club and maybe its a yes)
57. I'm yin and ur yang, we just fit together. (classic and so good!)
58. Whoops i dropped a quarter can u pick it up for me while i look at your legs?
(Ugh! we hate it when they say stuff like that! well that's us anyways.........)
59. He- I think you are the sexiest girl in the world!
She- Thanks, my boyfriend thinks so too! (BURN!!!!!)
60. They call me "milk", 'cause I do a body good. (EW..............................
sexually, that's a total turn-on.......[NOT VAMPY'S COMMENT!])
61. To the world your one person, to this person your the world. (A total classic! i
62. My Name is Elmo you can tickle me any time you want to! (Woot! lol!)
63. My name is Justin......just in incredible. (Hey, works for a guy named
Justin........aka one of my pals.)
64.Do you want a hotdog to go with those buns? (And yet again, we girls are like
"whoa......." and guys are like "HELL SAY YES!" LOL!)
65. Hi, I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life. Can I interview you?
(WOOT! GOOD for a cute smarty!)
66. What is on your butt?...... My eyes! (PERVERT!!!!!)
67. (as she walks by touch her arm and say) I just want to make sure that you were
real (Unless ur dead, yea shes friggin real)
68. Do you take dancing lessons, because you can really shake it like a salt shaker.
(we dont wanna know if he means dancing or something else............)
69. Is your name summer because you're making me hot.(works for a girl named
summer........aka Justin's girlfriend! Justin: Hey, she likes it! Shut up! Vampy:
70. What's that on your face? *kiss* Just what I figured...lips. (smooth!!!)
71. Are we in Lord of The Rings? cause I swear your my precious... (NERD!!!!!!!
Vampy: I hate comparisons......Vampy's best friend: YUP!)
72. Are you a new type of candy because your so sweet. (gee..has he kissed yet or
just looked @u??)
73. When im old, I'll look back on three big things in my lifes: getting married,
having kids and the first time i layed eyes on you. (aw...dedication!)
74. If a girl's name is heather say: Your so hot the first four letters of your name
spell heat. (Heather: Hey Vampy, Justin made this up again and i like it! Vampy: Ok
ok *thinks* darn i was gonna say no...)
75. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"]
... I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.(MAMA'S
76. Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you. (HA,
77. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.(yawn..........)
78. If you were a booger, I'd pick you first. (ok, we neded to put a really gross on
here ok? this was made by an 11 yr old ok, giv him credit...ew..........)
79. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. (classic, yet so sweet)
80. When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on
the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons. (Old yet
some people like it........)
81. You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche. (gee, what's ur
82. Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes! (So old anc
83. Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off? (no
84. Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date? (Nice one!)
85. Are you from Tennesse? Cuz ur the only 10 i see! ( Hannah Montanna.........all
heard it before......)
Last edited: 12 April 2007