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Thursday, 12 April 2007
06:53:08 PM (GMT)
THE 85 PICK
UP LINES MY PALS AND I HAVE HEARD OR MADE!

HEY! VAMPY HERE! MY PALS (BOTH GUYS AND GALS) WERE HAVING A PARTY AND FOUND OR HEARD
OR MADE UP THESE PICK-UP LINES AND MY PALS AND I WONDERED WHICH ONES WERE THE
FUNNIEST AND WERE THE WORSE. GIVE US THE NUMBER & YOUR OPPINION OR JUST READ THEM CUZ
U R SO BORED!! PLZ NOTE THAT IN PARENTHASES (...) THAT ARE AT THE END OF THE SENTENCE
 IS WHAT WE THOUGHT ABOUT THE PICK-UP LINE. LATERS! 

1. Is that the sun coming up... or is that just you lighting up my world? (Funny!)

2. Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.  (wow......*ahem*)

3. Q: "Can you hold something for me?" 
A: Sure. 
(Slip your hand into theirs).  
 Are comment: (ok, we say that is one of the best we know!)

4. Do you want to make millions? millions of babies!  (EW!!!!!!!*AHEM*)

5. Hi, have you got a boyfriend? (if no,) Are you taking applications? (ok.........no
comment)

6. My love for you is like the universe...neverending!! (aw!)

7. Your senses must be messed up 'cuz your eyes are talkin' to me. (.......no
comment)

8. I tripped on a kiss and fell in love with you. (aw! thats nice!)

9. guy:what's on your face?? 
girl:what what get it off get it off 
guy: o it's just your beautiful eyes (ok, that's likes such an insult!)

10.If someone was to write a story about my life, the climax would be when I met you!
 (aw...........sweet!)

11. guy: papa bear looked ok, mama bear looked a little better, but mmmm baby bear
looks just right! (wtf.......i dont wanna know!)

12. That outfit is horrible take it off right now!!! (huh?)

13. Baby, you are everything I never knew I always wanted (that can be so
insulting.........)

14. If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard. (sweet and nice!)
15. Hey, your name is sexy, right? (wow...........geez.)

16. Is that top felt? [No] Would you like it to be? ( Wahoa! *are wide eyed!*)

17. Hey, how’s it going? Do you see my friend over there? He wants to know if you
think I’m cute. (gee.....sounds like a kid thing)

18. Are you Pentacostal? Cause I'd love to speak in tongues with you. (we dont wanna
know...)

19. You’re a pot of gold in this enormous world and I’m just a little
leprechaun.(kinda weird........)

20. Girl, your body is a wonderland, and I want to be Alice so that I can run around
all over you. (wow, very mature...)

21. Would you excuse me a sec? I have to return this map that I borrowed.
(where does it lead?)
The seat next to yours. (that can sounds so confuzin!)

22. Do you like blueberries or strawberries? (why?) Because I want to know what kind
of pancakes to make you when u wake up. (AW!!!!!!!)

23. Whisper in her ear and say, "wanna feel pretty tonight?"(GEE, WE DONT WANNA KNOW!
o.O)

24. Baby, I'm like Taco Bell...I'll spice up your night. (WOOT!)

25. Wouldn't it be nice if we could be at this same place next year..together..and
laughing? (Makes us wonder.....you cud say dat in a pal way)

26.You are so hot you make the windows fog. (lame....)

27. Some say there are 7 wonders in the world.
Some say there are more. Some say everything in life is a wonder. But to me, There is
only one....You! (gee....to us it's lame)

28. Guy: Excuse me, can you step into the light over there?
Girl: Why?
Guy:So I can check you out ( that person shud be pimp slapped...)

29. As you're going out of a door in a public building with an "exit" sign above it
say: There's the exit, will you go out with me? (wtf?)

30. I saw a flower this morning and I thought it was the most beutiful thing I've
ever seen until a gazed upon you. (yawn.......)

31. I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you.(gee......the
person cud sound desperate)

32. You've got something on your back! (what?) Angel wings! 
You've go something on you head. (what?) A halo. (so we get it already.shes an
angel!)

33. I'm like a computer game, you can play with me all day long! (gee, that can sound
good and bad at the same time....)

34. I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk. (yawn!)

35. "Hey, if I kiss you, will I get slapped?" (sounds like the guy wants to be abused
more then loved..)

36. Damn suga! slow down..Im diabetic! (uh........ew..........dont wanna know wat
that means either)

37. I hope your day is as radiant as your smile. (aw that's nice!)

38. I think you got a little food on your lip.. here let me lick it off for
you.(aw.....Kisses, for that! so deserved!)

39. You look life my first wife! (how many have you had?) none. (heh, he mite not get
2 anser that question.....but in the end...MARRIAGE!)

40. It's my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? [Is it really your birthday?] No,
but how about a kiss anyway? (GEE, WHO GIVS KISSES ON B-DAYS??)

41. Guy: Baby, your body is a wonderland! 
Girl: That's funny, because yours is a wasteland! (OH HE GOT SO DISSED RITE
THERE!!!!!!!)

42.  I bet my tongue can beat up your tongue. (GEE SO OBVIOUS AND OLD!)

43. He says, "I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips." She says, "Bet's
on." He kisses her then says, "I lost." (OH.......So smooth!)

44. Your lips look so lonely, Would they like to meet mine? (smooth....especially if
ur cute and i'm sad!)

45. Are you on America's most wanted? Cause you're at the top of my list. (so old and
lame.......)

46. mmm, mmm...You got a behind on you that reminds me of two five pound bags of
finely packed sugar....and wouldn't you know...I got me a sweet tooth! (WOW! BIG
DETAIL THERE! SMOOTH!)
 
47. We would go great together like peanut butter and jelly (old.......gee u cud make
a billion combinations........)

48. Hey I bought a new couch you wanna see it? (that sounds so inocent........)

49. (look at her butt) that must be jelly, because jam don't shake like that.
(wow....we all just smirked on that one)


50. The average person falls in love 7 times before marriage. Baby, you're my lucky
seven. (LIES! TOTAL LIES!)

51. Let me make you dinner tonight, I'm serving tube steak smothered in underwear.
(wOW...........So mature.....*ahem*)

52. Do you like ice cream? Good because you look like my favorite topping! (gee,
sounds so inocent and yet sounds sexual.......)

53. Hey you almost killed me! (what did I do?) I saw you and forgot how to breathe.
(lol! unless ur cute, i wish you'd died! OH, BURN!)

54. My phones feeling alittle empty, how about i fill it up with your number.
(smooth.........knda old but classic)

55. Can I be your butter on your bread? (Wow...sounds so wrong in so many
ways.....*ahem* ><

56. Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
(Say that in a club and maybe its a yes)

57. I'm yin and ur yang, we just fit together. (classic and so good!)

58. Whoops i dropped a quarter can u pick it up for me while i look at your legs?
(Ugh! we hate it when they say stuff like that! well that's us anyways.........)

59. He- I think you are the sexiest girl in the world! 
She- Thanks, my boyfriend thinks so too! (BURN!!!!!)

60. They call me "milk", 'cause I do a body good. (EW..............................
sexually, that's a total turn-on.......[NOT VAMPY'S COMMENT!])

61. To the world your one person, to this person your the world. (A total classic! i
love it!)

62. My Name is Elmo you can tickle me any time you want to! (Woot! lol!)

63. My name is Justin......just in incredible. (Hey, works for a guy named
Justin........aka one of my pals.)

64.Do you want a hotdog to go with those buns? (And yet again, we girls are like
"whoa......." and guys are like "HELL SAY YES!" LOL!)

65. Hi, I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life. Can I interview you?
(WOOT! GOOD for a cute smarty!)

66. What is on your butt?...... My eyes! (PERVERT!!!!!)

67. (as she walks by touch her arm and say) I just want to make sure that you were
real (Unless ur dead, yea shes friggin real)

68. Do you take dancing lessons, because you can really shake it like a salt shaker.
(we dont wanna know if he means dancing or something else............)

69. Is your name summer because you're making me hot.(works for a girl named
summer........aka Justin's girlfriend! Justin: Hey, she likes it! Shut up! Vampy:
Whatever)

70. What's that on your face? *kiss* Just what I figured...lips. (smooth!!!)

71. Are we in Lord of The Rings? cause I swear your my precious... (NERD!!!!!!!
Vampy: I hate comparisons......Vampy's best friend: YUP!)

72. Are you a new type of candy because your so sweet. (gee..has he kissed yet or
just looked @u??)

73. When im old, I'll look back on three big things in my lifes: getting married,
having kids and the first time i layed eyes on you. (aw...dedication!)

74. If a girl's name is heather say: Your so hot the first four letters of your name
spell heat. (Heather: Hey Vampy, Justin made this up again and i like it! Vampy: Ok
ok *thinks* darn i was gonna say no...)

75. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] 
... I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.(MAMA'S
BOY!)

76. Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you. (HA,
CLASSIC)

77. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.(yawn..........)

78. If you were a booger, I'd pick you first. (ok, we neded to put a really gross on
here ok? this was made by an 11 yr old ok, giv him credit...ew..........)

79. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. (classic, yet so sweet)

80. When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on
the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons. (Old yet
some people like it........)

81. You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche. (gee, what's ur
point???)

82. Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes! (So old anc
classic!)

83. Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off? (no
comment..........)

84. Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date? (Nice one!)

85. Are you from Tennesse? Cuz ur the only 10 i see! ( Hannah Montanna.........all
heard it before......)
Last edited: 12 April 2007

Comments 
‹NeverShoutAmy™› says:   12 April 2007   711285  
heres another one,(lame but kinda funny-lame)
boy:do you wanna come to my place?
girl:i cant.......im supposed to be meeting my grandma later.
boy:thats great..*stutters*....cause....im supposed to go see your
grandma too!!


ps....i heard it on the radio,its really lamish-funny!!    
btw,kudos,great(some guys deserved to be bitch slapped) but totally
original!!!
 
Sainath says:   20 April 2007   734316  
lol thts just great!
VampyisA2B says:   25 April 2007   413286  
THANKS GUYS!!!!! I was just bored, decide to post it.
‹HANNER› says:   27 April 2007   613438  
THESE ARE HILARIOUS!!!!!
Hi, I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life. Can I
interview you?
LOL THAT ONE IS FUNNY
 
VampyisA2B says:   27 April 2007   959927  
LOL! THAT IS A TOTAL FUNNY ONE KIWIFACE!
‹shii-chan♥› says:   28 April 2007   981233  
i heard sum too.. but I think theyre cheesy
1.
B: May I hold your hand?
G: No thanks, Its not really heavy
2.
B:Please say you love me?
G: You love me

3.
B: Do you hav a bf??
G: no,my husband doent want me to have one..

theyre just kinda jokes... LAAAAME!!
 
VampyisA2B says:   28 April 2007   656433  
Lol, kind cheesy but kinda fuunnY!
CoolGirl2 says:   18 May 2007   663633  
86: did it hurt? (someone asked davey havok)  davey answers:what do u
mean?
the guy: when u fell from heaven....... did it hurt?
VampyisA2B says:   19 May 2007   468629  
OH YEA!!!!!!!!!
CoolGirl2 says:   20 May 2007   456548  
i know im like SO TRUE when i saw the interview with davey!!!
flowr99 says:   20 May 2007   127147  
wow so funny!
jackjack789 says:   20 May 2007   615239  
ha ha ha ....................... the booger one is funny
 
Sainath says:   21 May 2007   812315  
ok telll me if this is lame or not, i just made it up so i can waste
time.

You're so radiant, it's making me blind evrytime I c u.

tell me wat u think yami-san?
flowr99 says:   21 May 2007   217341  
i came up with this....

i luv u like a rose, every petal that falls...a piece of my heart
breaks

wat do u think?
VampyisA2B says:   22 May 2007   567747  
HEY FLOWR99 AND SAINAITH, THOSE ARE PREATY GOOD!!!!!
Lexi11223 says:   23 May 2007   586365  
Q: "Can you hold something for me?" 
A: Sure. 
(Slip your hand into theirs).  
 Are comment: (ok, we say that is one of the best we know!)

I LOVE THIS ONE! ps. My BF'S name is JUSTIN!!!
 
VampyisA2B says:   23 May 2007   494314  
OMG! YEA I HAVE ALWAYS LUV THAT ONE.
americanbulldog says:   23 May 2007   537774  
55 was scary!
VampyisA2B says:   24 May 2007   272643  
YEA I KNOW! 55 IS SCARY!
crimson_wings says:   3 June 2007   552435  
some of those are soooooooooooo good
moody101 says:   24 June 2007   524714  
These are funny u know
Elijahlover says:   12 July 2007   714893  
I like most of them!!!!!!!
nascar says:   11 August 2007   592169  
theres an extension on 75 and 77.
75. Girl:actually, I only have one quarter left, and I need it. I told
my friends I would call them when I met the dorkiest guy on earth.

77. I would keep it just the same way, with N and O together.


lol, these are funny.
beautiful_babie_girl_ says:   9 October 2007   836566  
If you were president then your name would be Baberaham Lincoln.
Hey is it hot cause I think im melting all over you !
Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my
heart.
I almost got arrested for smuggling these guns into Mexico! (looks at
arms).
Excuse me, but have had a shower lately, because you look like a dirty
girl.
Are you an alien?, because you just abducted my heart.
dominick_long says:   29 July 2008   935739  
read # 50, mine is 29 and still counting.
‹Carmen Dee loves CookieMuffinz› says:   6 August 2008   461677  
ummm... 
B: do you wanna come back to my apartment
G: What kind of girl do you think I am?!
B: I just thought that since you like to blog...
G: OH! I love blogging..

You have all heard this. Twix pB commercial...
+akward silence+
*ahem*
...
 
Spam says:   9 December 2008   274893  
SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM
 
‹Abigail May› says :   24 January 2009   132871  
i like:
3,5,17,22,27,31,39,79,75,72,29,85. lol -lame-
 

 
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