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THOU SHALT ALWAYS KILL (my new laws)Category: Law abiding citizens, here are your new laws!!!!!
Thursday, 22 March 2007
06:07:41 PM (GMT)
Thou shalt never question Steven Fry.
Thou shalt not attend an open mic night and leave before its over just beacause you
have finished your shitty little peom or song you self-rightous prick.
Thou shalt not steal if there is a direct victim.
Thou shalt not worship pop idols or follow lost prophets.
Thou shalt not go into the woods with your boyfriends best friend, take drugs, then
cheat on him.
Thou shalt spell the word `pheonix` P-H-E-O-N-I-X not P-H-O-E-N-I-X regardless of
what the oxford english dictionary tells you.
Thou shalt give the same amount of help to disasters that happen in English speaking
countries as in non English speaking countries.
Thou shalt not attend the same club or bar week in, week out just because you this
guy there that you quite fancied and are probably never gonna fuckin talk to.
Thou shalt not steal if there is a direct victim.
Thou shalt always think for youself.
Thou shalt never use Johnny Cash`s name in vain.
Thou shalt never read NME.
Thou shalt not asume that every man over 30 who plays with a child who is not their
own is a pervert, some people are just nice.
Thou shalt attempt to burn Danny from mcfly at every possible oppertunity.
Thou shalt never pressure someone into sex or to have an abortion, its their choice.
Thou shalt only watch Catherine Tate if you need to.
Thou shalt never sqeak unless you are a guinea pig.
Thou shalt never look at web-sites that have a pink background.
Thou shalt never discriminate mushrooms or any other type of mould eating fungi.
Thou shalt not judge lethal weapon by Danny Glover.
Thou shalt NEVER pimp my ride.
Thou shalt not watch hollyoaks.
Thou shalt remember that guns, bitches and bling were never part of the four elements
and never will be.
Thou shalt not qoute me happy.
Thou shalt not shake it like a poloroid picture.
Thou shalt not wish you girlfriend was a freak like me.
Thou shalt noy make repetetive generic music.
Thou shalt not scream if you wanna go faster or make noise for detroit.
Thou shalt not commit suicide unless you are high on some kind of drug.
Level crossings, thou shalt not take the risk.
When I say,he say,she say, we say, make some noise - kill me!
Thou shalt not fall in love so easily.

Thou shalt always kill!!!!

horsemad111 says:   22 March 2007   113354  
that is so kool !!!!!!!!1 i love it it is better then the bibles
missme95 writes:   23 March 2007   992154  
your so cool are you emo i am your so right not the suicide bit tho
abc says:   29 March 2007   516335  
Look at this video
EvilKitty says :   25 April 2007   321699  
That is an awesome bible!

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