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Friday, 15 December 2006
04:21:16 PM (GMT)
One day two very loving parents got into a huge fight, the man called the women a
"bitch" and the women called the man a "bastard".

Their son walked in and said "What does bitch and bastard mean?" and the parents
replied "ladies and gentlemen".

The next day the parents decided to have sex, the women said "feel my titties" and
the man said "feel my dick".

Their son walked in and asked "What does titties and dick mean?" and the parents
replied "hats and coats".

On Thanksgiving the dad was shaving and he cut himself, "Bolaks" he said, the kid
came in and asked "What's that mean" and the man said it was the brand shaving cream
he was using.

Down stairs the mom was preparing the turkey, and she cut herself, "Fuck" she said.
Once again the kid asked "What's that mean" the mom said that is what she calls
stuffing the turkey.

Then the door bell rang. The kid answered the door to his relatives and said "Alright
you bitches and bastards, put your dicks and titties in the closet, my dad is
upstairs shavin his bolaks, and my mom is in the kitchen fucking the turkey!


bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone
to identify the body, so they sent for his two bestfriends, daryl and gomer. The
three men had always done everything together. Daryl arrived first, and wen the
mortician pulled back the sheet, daryl said, "yup, his face is burnt up pretty bad. u
better roll him over" The mortician rolled him ovr, and daryl said "nope aint bubba"
the mortician thought that ws rather strange. Then he brought gome into identify the
body. gomer took a look at the body and said "yup hes pretty well burnt up. Roll him
over" the mortican rolled him over and gomer said "no it aint bubba" the mortican
asked "how can u tell" gomer said" well bubba had two assholes" "what? he had two
assholes?!" said the mortician "yup everyone knew he had two assholes. everytime we
went to town with him folks would say, "here comes bubba with them two assholes"
bue
bye from saucy

Comments 
Cheerleader says:   15 December 2006   587111  
tHAT'S SOOO SICK EW WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT EW DISCUSING!
Saucy_Chic says:   15 December 2006   574891  
WOT?WHAT IS SO 'MINGIN'?I DON'T THINK THERE IS ANY THING WRONG WID IT
PunkyMunky11 says:   15 December 2006   719837  
funny, but gross
Saucy_Chic says:   18 December 2006   442397  
yeahh,wich one ,the budda one or the son one?
babygirl323 says:   18 December 2006   487111  
i like the first one.......
Saucy_Chic says:   19 December 2006   978175  
OHHH,SO DO I!!!!LOL
Cheerleader says:   23 December 2006   113376  
OK yeah i like it i like the first one sorry bout the first
comment!!!!
Cheerleader says:   23 December 2006   888983  
But i don't get the 2nd one?
chaco_macaco says:   22 January 2007   961676  
oh its simply HILARIOUS!
Saucy_Chic says:   22 January 2007   971248  
OHH  GOOD
candyfloss27 says:   23 January 2007   132362  
I LOVE YOUR DIARIES! WRITE MORE!
girlsrule2300 says:   4 April 2007   731494  
my friend jerren told me the first one but the way he told it was
different but the sceond one was just reatarded!!!
Saucy_Chic says:   5 April 2007   348379  
OHH FUCK IT GIRLY TIT
crimson_wings says :   3 June 2007   377519  
kinda good
 
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