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Monday, 4 December 2006
04:01:23 PM (GMT)
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their
The florist's son handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held it up and said, "I
bet I know what it is - it's some flowers!"

"That's right!" shouted the little boy.

Then the candy store owner's daughter handed the teacher a gift.

She held it up, shook it and said. "I bet I know what it is - it's a box of candy!"

"That's right!" shouted the little girl.

The next gift was from the liquor store owner's son. The teacher held it up and saw
that it was leaking. She touched a drop with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?"
she asked. 

"No," the boy answered.

The teacher touched another drop to her tongue. "Is it champagne?" she asked.

"No," the boy answered.

Finally, the teacher said, "I give up. What is it?"

The boy replied, "A puppy!"

MrHello says:   5 December 2006   193976  
weird I don't get it
dallas1 says:   5 December 2006   542727  
u dont??? why?
highschoolmusical1996 says:   5 December 2006   843342  
i dont get it either
dallas1 says:   5 December 2006   379498  
it was peeing and she licked the pee off the box!!!!
RedThorn22 says:   6 December 2006   839114  
Darknight says:   15 December 2006   125892  
HOw do ppl not get it its hilarious
kookigurl says:   27 December 2006   152263  
picklestar06 says:   1 January 2007   868415  
ha ha funny
‹HANNER› says:   2 January 2007   211895  
Tomboy400 says:   15 January 2007   147726  
XD thats fucking hallarious
Pinkwink9 says:   3 February 2007   929239  
I get it!! dats gross!!!
lilnesha92 says:   4 March 2007   759545  
Rallo says:   19 March 2007   657964  
ZarakiKONpachi says :   19 May 2007   913375  
Nice one...
Dang Hilarious...


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