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Saturday, 18 September 2010
01:15:29 AM (GMT)
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you. 

1) Your name? Summer
A very hot season, or a beautiful name for a girl. 
My name's Summer, no it really is. 
Summer, Winter, Spring, and Fall, I love Summer most of all.

2) Your age? 15
One of the worst ages of being a teenager. You are in the middle and you wind up with
the most problems that age. You are too young to drive without an adult, cannot go to
the prom, and get a part time job like real teenagers. Your head is up your ass and
one day you are still a kid watching cartoons and another day you'll like to have
sex. This is also the age when most teen problems occur such as anorexia and
Bob: I am 15... what a crappy age. Only a few months until I turn 16, I can't wait.

3) One of your friends: Kayley
et and Sexy. Everything nice with a lot of kinky spice. She can be innocent, but also
likes to naughty. Watch your man, when she's around.
I was walking down the street when I saw Kayley, I thought damn she's sexy.
4) What should you be doing? Showering
To shower. Code for male masturbation and blowin giz all over the place.
After Emmanuel talks to me he puts up his away message that says "showering"

5) Favorite color? Sky Blue
the color that no crayon can capture. a color that is never the same everyday. it
changes all the time. sky blue is the color of the sky. duh
person 1: what color do you think the sky is? 
person 2: uh sky blue. why? 
person 1:is there a crayon for it? 
person 2: no. because the sky always changes color...dumbass

6) Birthplace: Calgary, Alberta
N. The best city in Alberta. Fuck Wait. The best mother fuckin city in Canada period.

Calgary beats the living shit out of butfuck Edmonton. The Saddledome is ill, olympic
park is a beaty, you can see the rockies, the C train gets you from A to B and the
Stamps are gonna do it one of these years. Plus the Calgary Stampede is dope. 

I've only been once but the girls are generally nice clean and well raised upper
middle class that dress nice as fuck and are just straight up hot. It is also a clean
town with lots to do and it isn't full of left wing hippies like other big cities.
That is why it beats the fuck out of dirty cesspools like Toronto. 

Calgary rocks
* If you're a straight cowboy, you'll like Calgary. If you're one of em brokeback
queerballs I reckon you head east for Toronto.

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