Sunday, 15 August 2010
09:48:12 AM (GMT)
Harry Potter meme
Warning: This is so totally out of the whole Voldemort thing.
Put the books in order from favorite to least favorite:
1,2,3,4,5,6: Philosophers Stone, Chamber of Secrets, Prisoner of Azkaban, Goblet of
Fire, Half Blood Prince, Deathly Hallows. (I love them all equally)
7. Order of the Phoenix. That is the most boring book EVER.
How many times have you read the series:
All of them, in order, non-stop, 7 times.
Although i always skip through Umbridge's speech in Order of the Phoenix because it
takes the piss.
Favorite chapter from your favorite book:
"The Boy Who Lived" Or whatever the very first chapter is called.
I don't know.
5 Favorite Characters:
3 Least Favorite Characters:
1. Dolores Umbridge. (Fucking whore is so big headed and so fucking boring.)
2. Snape (He's such a dickhead he pisses me off so much!!)
3. Draco (Snob)
Favorite member of the Trio:
5 favorite quotes:
1. "His (Harry's) broom was vibrating so hard, it was almost impossible for him to
hold on much longer."
2. "We tried to shut him in a pyramid, but Mum spotted us."
3. "Lockhart'll sign anything if it stands still long enough."
4. "Aunt Petunia often said that Dudley looked like a baby angel. Harry often said
that Dudley looked like a pig in a wig."
5. "Where is Wood?" said Harry, suddenly realizing he wasn't there.
"Still in the showers," said Fred. "We think he's trying to drown himself."
3 Favorite magical creatures:
The Potters / Blacks.
Favorite death Eater:
Favorite non-Hogwarts magical building:
The Three Broomsticks. Mmm- butterbeer.
Favorite Diagon Alley location:
The Owl Emporium.
3 Favorite Spells:
3 Favourite Potions:
2. Does the Elixir of Life count?
3. Liquid Luck.
Favourite Unforgivable Curse:
Favourite Department of Mysteries Room:
The one with the orbs / prophecies.
BUT HE DIDN'T.
HE JUST GOT KNOCKED OUT.
AND HE WAS NAKED :3
Can't wait to see that in the film xD
Harry just found Sirius and then he lost him again.
Favorite kind of transportation:
Fred and George :3
(To be honest, i think Ron should have named his kid after Fred rather than calling
Favourite Order member:
One character you'd bring back to life:
Tonks. Or Lupin. Or Fred. Or Moody. Or Sirius. Or James & Lily Potter. Or
ALL OF THEM DAMMIT!!
Favorite Harry moment:
(At the end of the last book, well near it anyway. And i haven't got the book right
now and i cba googling it so here's my impression.)
Harry: "KILL ME BITCH."
Voldemort: "Always have to be the hero, don't you Potter?"
Harry: "Holy shit, it's your dreams coming true here. I've made this easy for you-
i'm not protected by my mother's love anymore and im standing right in front of you
unarmed. JUST KILL ME!"
Voldemort: "AVADA KEDAVARA!"
Harry: "Heyy it's Dumbledore... and i'm dead... and i'm naked."
Dumbledore: "You aren't dead, now put some clothes on and piss off."
Favorite Ron moment:
When he starts throwing up slugs.
Favorite Hermione moment:
“That morning, when they were finishing breakfast, she had been very insistent:
‘I’m going to make them the Muggle way… That’s the proper way to make these
Favourite Ginny moment:
When Harry walks into the room and the drops her bowl on the floor- then uts her
elbow in butter.
(chamber of secrets)
OOH and when she almost gets killed by Tom Riddle.
Favourite Neville moment:
Last book- "Bitch! You killed Harry!"
Then he kills Nagini.
Favourite Luna moment:
“Oh, are we allowed to say the name now?” asked Luna with an air of interest.
Favourite Snape moment:
Snape: "Do you remember me telling you we were practising non-verbal spells,
Snape: "Yes, Sir."
Harry: "There's no need to call me 'sir,' Professor."
Favourite Dumbledore moment:
Favourite Voldemort moment:
Favourite Sirius moment:
"I'll look for him later, I expect I'll find him upstairs crying his eyes out over my
mother's old bloomers or something...Of course, he might have crawled up into the
airing cupboard and died...But I mustn't get my hopes up..."
Favourite Weasley family moment:
"You two just Apparated on my knees!"
"Yeah, well, it's harder in the dark --"
Favourite Draco moment:
"Someone's dead," said Malfoy, and his voice seemed to go up an octave as he said it.
"One of your people...I don't know who, it was dark...I stepped over the body...I was
supposed to be waiting up here when you got back, only your Phoenix lot got in the
Moment that will always make you cry:
When Harry "dies".
When Voldemort "dies".
or when Dumbledore dies.
Favorite Hogwarts room:
The Hospital Wing.
I don't know why.
I just like it.
Defense Against the Dark Arts (with Lupin / Moody)
(He taught the Dumbledore's Army- therefore he is a teacher, right?)
Favourite DADA teacher:
Least favorite teacher:
Umbridge. All the way. No question about it.
Favorite non-human Hogwarts resident:
Nearly Headless Nick :P
Favorite Hogsmeade location:
Favourite Triwizard Champion:
Naw, Harry. He rocks my socks.
Not literally. Unfortunately.
Favourite Triwizard Task:
The last one- the Port-Key was a good twist.
And it scared me.
Which character you'd ask to the Yule Ball:
George, Fred, Ron or Harry.
Which character you'd like to use a love potion on:
Which character you'd like to use Veritaserum on:
That'd be so funny. *high pitched childish voice* "I don't want to be a death eater
really... i want to be a ballerina!"
How long have you been a HP fan:
About 6 months :L
I got bored, and the size of the books kinda put me off for a while.
And the films were kinda scary.
But i got SO bored i read them ^^,
Favourite wizard rock band:
I don't think there's any other than whoever played at the Yule Ball.
Number of midnight releases have you attended:
Favorite HP website:
But i'm starting to hate it because it won't sort me!
Most ridiculous Potter theory you've heard:
Draco is madly in love with Harry and Dumbledore was fucking Snape all those times he
And that Snape didn't really die, but he's hiding out on the 3rd floor corridor with
Favorite LJ HP community:
Character you're most like:
House you think you'd be sorted into:
Your patronus would be a:
A rubber duck.
Your boggart would be:
To you, Amortentia would smell like:
Fresh baked bread.
You'd use Felix Felicis to:
Become the first female Minister of Magic.
What job would you most like to try:
Minister of Magic :3
Which would you rather see - a sequel or a prequel:
I already wrote a prequel.
Put the movies in order from favorite to least favorite:
1. Philosopher's Stone (Aww so young, so cute!)
2. Prisoner of Azkaban (DEMENTORS :3)
3. Goblet of Fire. (I do like that battle)
4. Chamber of Secrets
5. Half-Blood Prince (They missed out the massive battle at the end!!!)
6. Order of the Phoenix. (so boring...)
Actor most like the book character:
Rupert Grint / Ron Weasley.
I would say Daniel Radcliffe / Harry Potter, but Daniel's eyes are blue and Harry's
eyes are GREEN, as pointed out so many times.
Actor least like the book character:
Favourite movie set:
The castle itself.
3 Favourite lines from movies:
1. Hermione: (after Hagrid gives Ron Scabbers back) I think you owe someone an
Ron: Right. Next time I see Crookshanks, I'll let him know.
Hermione: (annoyed) I meant me!
2. A word of caution: dementors are vicious creatures. They will not distinguish
between the one they hunt and the one who gets in there way. Therefore I must warn
each and every one of you to give them no reason to harm you. It's not in the nature
of a dementor to be forgiving. But you know happiness can be found even in the
darkest of times, when one only remembers to turn on the light.
3. It's curious that you should be destined for this wand when its brother gave you
Favourite movie scene:
Philosophers Stone when Harry's almost dead and he wakes up in the Hospital wing
Favourite scene in the movies not included in the books:
Ooft, the dance practice for the yule ball.
I can't think of any others right now.
Scene you were most disappointed didn't make it into the movie:
The Battle at the end of HBP.
Floo powder or broom: Broom.
Bernie Bott's Every Flavor Beans or Chocolate Frogs: Frogs. Safer. (Every flavor can
Death Eaters or Dumbledore's Army: DA.
Fred or George: I can't choose!!
The Ministry of Magic or Gringotts: Gringotts. Underground roller coaster rides.
Sirius or Lupin: This is hard. Don't make me choose.
Occlumency or Legilimency: Whatever.
Animagus or Metamorphagus: Metamorphagus.
Mermish or Parselmouth: Parselmouth. Sssssssssss. You come across snakes more than
you come across mermaids.
Draco or Lucius: They're both Pussies. Both of these go, then i can have fred and
george and sirius and lupin yes?
Peter Pettigrew or Mundungus Fletcher: Peter.
Whomping Willow or Flying Ford Anglia: Flying Ford Anglia FTW.
Invisibility cloak or Pensieve: Cloak. Bwaaaaaah i'm invisible.
Grimmauld Place or The Burrow: Grimmauld Place <3
Werewolf or Inferi: Inferi.
Herbology or Care of Magical Creatures: Herbology.
Professor Binns or Professor Umbridge: Binns. Umbridge is a fucking WHORE.
Yule Ball or Quidditch Championship: Yule Ball
Peeves or Nearly Headless Nick: NHN.
Hippogriff or Thestrals: Thestral.
Durmstrang or Beaubaxtons: Durmstrang. Beaubaxtons are whores.
S.P.E.W or the Inquisitorial Squad: SPEW.
Three Broomsticks or The Leaky Cauldron: Leaky Caudron.
Portkey or Apparation: Portkey.
Last edited: 15 August 2010