Thursday, 11 February 2010
11:33:42 AM (GMT)
"Rose tattoos should be red and green. Not black. They should be red and green like
the Christmas colors thingy. Yeah, that's right," Nyl babbled, her eyes avoiding my
manly lower-half, which was a bare as a newborn baby after he left his mama's vagina.
Nyl's a bit nervous I have reason to believe....and horny, if I want to flatter
"Nyl, Nyl, shut up," I said finally. Bloofy-effin''-cunt, she was aggravating the
shit out of me. I looked at Nyl as I said it, then at Shelley. At least, I think
that's her name. It could be Shelby....or Sheila. No, prolly Delilah. Yeah, she looks
like a Delilah. Damn. I should know this, I've slept with the bitch at least eight
times. "Now you two have to finish the game. Winner sleeps with me." I winked.
If I was being honest--which I'm usually am, almost to the point most people don't
want to hear it but can I help it if they fuck like two cows on drugs?--I was rooting
for Nyl. She was a virgin, and I had never slept with her before. I had slept with
Shelby/Shiela/Shelly--multiple personalities much?--eight time before, which was
perviously mentioned. And truthfully, my Southern gentlemanly upbrining--what the
hell was I talking about? I was raised in Great Britain.
"If we won, why are we being punished?" Nyl asked in that southern drawl I found
somewhat irresistable, and then somewhat aggravating. She then proceeded to throw out
some cards--what the hell was she doing? Trying to lose? I'm pretty sure she doesn't
know how to play Poker, even thouygh I explained to her and my rules were pretty
"Sweetie, punsihment is seeing this--" I pointed to my body--"and not being able
to do me."
She laughed wildly. "Yeah, and I'm a sexy, anorexic, white girl," she said
sarcasticall. "I won!" She started to clap, then her face fell. "Great. I won."
"Don't be so enthusiastic dear, I can't wait for us to do it either," I said. I
touched her hair, so soft. "Don't worry, I'll be gentle."
She groaned. "Hey, hoes, get out," she hollered, standing up. "And, you, stay
right there. And don't put your clothes on." She disappeared upstairs. The girls came
over and kissed me all good-bye.
When the door closed, Nyl came back with a teddy bear. "I'll just imagine I'm
making out with this, while I'm making out with you," she said. "I think he's a
better kisser anyway."
I didn't find that amusing. "Oh shut up and blow me already! Time's a wasting,
Something landed on top of me. She looked at me through those eyes that had the
longest lashes ever...I mean it. Ever. I ran a hand over her curves, kissing the side
of her neck. She was silent. What. The. Hell. Is she not enjoying this as much as I
am? Wait...is that....is it! A sigh! Hahahaha!
I ran a hand through her hair, bringing her face close to mine. "You smell nice."
She smelled like honey and strawberries...and cream. The perfect shit to get you
horny before sex.