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Tuesday, 29 December 2009
10:22:50 PM (GMT)
Im a virgin <3 AND PROUD.

or a horny clown will appear by your bed
with a knife and will rape you then peel off all your skin alive.
The only way to save your life
is to pick the condom that
represents your love life.
Oh, by the way,
do not ignore this
because if you do,
He will come at the time of 1:00 A.M.(Yes, that is in the morning.)
and Kill you painfully.
He has a blue penis that is infected with maggots and dead lice.

Clear Condom:
Just broke up with someone, or they broke up with you,
but still have feelings for them.

single n just confused & sick & tired of your life.

Orange Condom:
Taken and happy with your relationship.

Blue Condom:
Single and just having fun

Green Condom:
Taken & truely in love with the person.

Teal Condom:
Taken and confused about what's going wrong with your relationship

Yellow Condom:
In Love

Tye-dye Condom:
Just taken... and confused ?? about stuff

Red Condom
single,but Like someone who likes you back,
but not going out :]

Black Condom:
Single and like someone, but don't know as to whether they like you back or

Broken Condom:
damn, the bitch is pregnant

White Condom
you like someone who's dating someone else and you wish you had them.
or like them and wish u had them back

Maroon Condom:
You/Someone just broke up with someone/you and you fuckin hate them alot or you
don't wanna talk to them.

No Condom:
Your tired of bulletins involving random multi-colored objects, and if a clown
appears by my bed with a knife, ill shoot the mutha fucker and go back to sleep
cause thats the way i roll

Ralphieboy says:   30 December 2009   473055  
What about u ask the clown his color
SnakebiteHEARTwithaBUBBLEGUMsmile says:   30 December 2009   786293  
Good one 
whyyy says:   30 December 2009   812701  
LOL this makes me laugh
SnakebiteHEARTwithaBUBBLEGUMsmile says :   30 December 2009   212600  
It made me laugh when i posted it.

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