Wednesday, 30 December 2009
03:22:50 AM (GMT)
Im a virgin <3 AND PROUD.
YOU MUST PLAY!!
or a horny clown will appear by your bed
with a knife and will rape you then peel off all your skin alive.
The only way to save your life
is to pick the condom that
represents your love life.
Oh, by the way,
do not ignore this
because if you do,
He will come at the time of 1:00 A.M.(Yes, that is in the morning.)
and Kill you painfully.
He has a blue penis that is infected with maggots and dead lice.
Just broke up with someone, or they broke up with you,
but still have feelings for them.
single n just confused & sick & tired of your life.
Taken and happy with your relationship.
Single and just having fun
Taken & truely in love with the person.
Taken and confused about what's going wrong with your relationship
Just taken... and confused ?? about stuff
single,but Like someone who likes you back,
but not going out :]
Single and like someone, but don't know as to whether they like you back or
damn, the bitch is pregnant
you like someone who's dating someone else and you wish you had them.
or like them and wish u had them back
You/Someone just broke up with someone/you and you fuckin hate them alot or you
don't wanna talk to them.
Your tired of bulletins involving random multi-colored objects, and if a clown
appears by my bed with a knife, ill shoot the mutha fucker and go back to sleep
cause thats the way i roll