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Friday, 9 October 2009
10:25:11 PM (GMT)
Dear Landon, I don't really know how to tell you this, but our affair is over. I think I realized it last year when you peed your pants in your apartment and I saw you sit on my father. I'm sure you're masochistic enough to understand that I may pee my pants. I'm returning your Hannah Montana underwear to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I mocked you constantly behind your back, and I have a passionate interest for mice. Please don't hurt me, Tori
Dear (The person you last talked to) I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you (4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8 ) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11). (12), (Your name) Then tag 10 people 1) What's the color of your shirt? Blue - I'm in love with your cat Red - Our affair is over White - I’m joining the Convent Black -Our romance is over Green- Our socks don't match Grey - You're a leprechaun Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy Pink - Your nostrils are insulting Brown - The mafia wants you No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you Other -I dislike your eyelashes 2) Which is your birth month? January - That night you picked your nose February -When I quoted Forest Gump March - When your dwarf bit me April - When I tripped on peanut butter May - When I finally changed my underwear June - When you put cuffs on me July – When I saw the purple monkey August - When you smacked my elbow September - Last year when you peed your pants October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub November - When your dog bit my leg December - When i threw out your sock drawer 3) Which food do you prefer? Tacos - In your apartment Chicken- at your car Pasta - Outside of your office Hamburgers - Under the bus Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner Lasagna - In your closet Kebab - With Jean Chrétien Seafood - In a clown suit Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert Pizza - At the mental hospital Hot dog - Under a street light Other - With George Bush and Stephen Harper 4) What's the color of your socks? Yellow - Ignore Red - Put whipped cream on Black - Hit on Blue - Knock out Purple - Pour syrup on White - Carve your initials into Grey - Pull the clothes off Brown - bite off Orange - rubbed anti-bacterial soap on Pink - Pull the pants off of Barefoot - Sit on Other - Drive over 5) What's the color of your underwear? Black - My boyfriend White - My father Grey – The Catholic Priest Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie Purple - My corned beef hash Red – My knee caps Blue - My salt-beef bucket Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana Orange - My Blink 182 cd Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection Other --The elephant in the corner 6) What do you prefer to watch on TV? One Tree Hill - Senile Heroes- Frostbitten Lost - High Simpsons- Cowardly The news - Scarred American Idol - Masochistic Family Guy - Open Gossip Girl - Middle-class Annat -shamed 7) Your mood right now? Happy - How awful you are Sad - How boring you are Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men Angry - That your smell makes me vomit Depressed – That we’re related Excited - That I may pee my pants Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you Worried - That your Ford sucks Apathetic - That you need a sex-change Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid Other - That your driving sucks 8 ) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom? White - Your toe ring Yellow - Your love letters to me Red - The pictures from Vegas Black - Your pet rock Blue - The couch cushions Green - Your car Orange - Your false teeth Brown - Your nose hair clippers Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket Pink - The cut toenails Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear 9) The first letter of your first name? A/B - Your criminal record C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it E/F - Your neighbour's dog G/H - The oil tank from your car I/J - Your left ear K/L - The results of that blood-sample M/N - Your glass eye O/P - My common sense Q/R - Your mum S/T - Your collection of butterflies U/V - Your virginity W/X – Your suicide note Y/Z - Your credit cards 10) The last letter in your last name? A/B - Love your sweet, sweet lips C/D - Always will remember the pep talks E/F -Never will forget that night G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard. I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly K/L - Hate your cooking M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises Q/R - Get sick when I think of your feet S/T - Always wanted to break your legs U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart W/X - Haven’t showered in a month Y/Z – am better off without you 11) What do you prefer to drink? Wine- Our friendship is ruined Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo Milk - The apartment building is on fire Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this Cider– You ruined my attempts at another world war. Juice – I have a passionate interest for mice Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine Other – you should stop picking your nose 12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation? Thailand – Warm tingly sensations Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonardo France - Love always Spain - With tears of sadness China – You make me sick Germany – Please don’t hurt me Japan - Go milk a cow Greece - Your everlasting enemy USA - Best of luck on the sex change Egypt – Kiss my butt England - Go drown yourself If you've been tagged, repost this in your diary. c: 1) Landon 2) Connor 3) Stevie 4) Kaylie 5) Ashley 6) Lea 7) Hallie Syd 9) Maya 10) whoeeverelsewantstodothis

Comments 
‹mrs. northman ♥› says:   10 October 2009   144138  
OHMYGOD. OH MY GOD. THAT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS. I LOVE YOU. (:
 
amethyst21 says:   10 October 2009   132257  
ILOVEYOUTOO
LMFAO
I HAD TO DO IT. ♥
 
catmagic101a says:   10 October 2009   218188  
Are you really using this to say your breaking up with someone?
 
amethyst21 says :   10 October 2009   149586  
Yeah. Totally.
 
 
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