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Wednesday, 23 September 2009
08:04:16 PM (GMT)
Summarizing my biggest hardship in one word?
Those furry little monsters that sleep under your bed at night. Or when they try to
suffocate you in your sleep (by sitting on your face)

Roses are Red and Violets are Blue,
God made me pretty,but what happened to you?

I could sing a song of laughter
I could sing a song of sorrow
But if I sang you a song
and you didn't sing along
You can say goodbye to tomorrow

I wonder why people worry more about X's when there are 25 more alphabets...

Time may be a great healer but its a suckish beautician...

Not all flowers represent love,but the rose did.
Not all plants could survive thirst,but a cactus did.
Not all retards can read,but look at you go!

When your high,don't get on a train.
One time I was and when the conductor said "ticket please"
I said:

Sticks and stones may break my bones,but it takes words to really screw me up...

Good girls are bad girls that don't get caught.  =)

ooh,you talk sh!t.How bout a nice big ole cup of shut the he11 up?And if you like
that,I'll open up a can of Whoop @$$!!!

I may not know anything about art
But I know the stylistic antecendents of cubism.

True love is a talent,not an emotion...and I want one talented son ov a gun!!

The tooth fairy teaches kids that they can get money by selling body parts.I blame
her for prostitution.

What do you get when you give a woman with PMS a GPS?
A furious woman that will find you!!

Stop playing hard to get.It looks stupid on you   -_-

I was wondering why frisbees got bigger as they got closer...then it hit me  =)

They say wisdom is calling things by their rightful names.Well,I'll start with you.
Your an idiot,there you go!

A drunk was brought to court.The judge said "you've been sent here for drinking".The
drunk said "okay,lets get started!!"


Wanna call me?
Call 1-800-kiss-my-@$$
Call 1-800-in-your-dreams

-Check and see if anyone is walking behind the car.
~there are no people walking behind the car.
(backs up the car)
~but there was a man in a wheelchair...

The mirror doesn't cry,and luckily for you it doesnt laugh   =)

When your feeling down,hug a tree...but run away if it tries to hug you back!

TEE HEE TEE HEE!!!Not all of them are funny...but I just thought I'de share them
with you....

Be optimistic,then everyone you hate will eventually die.

Save paper. Write on your hand!

Dont ask a stupid question,if you do,all you get is a stupid answer...

They're laughing at us because they think we're idiots. We're laughing at them
because they just figured that out.

I tried sniffing coke once,butt the ice cubes got stuck up my nose.

I wanted to be a policeman when I grew up.
Then I realized you had to run  

Sometimes I like to sit and watch life go by. Then I just like to stick out my foot
and trip it up a little.

Don't mess with a girl who can leave you messed up.

Yeah we're different. But,the only reason you stare is because your jealous.

Everything good in life is either illegal,immoral,or fattening.

Come to the darkside,and if your not convinced,we got cookies  ^^

Im so hungry that my hunger at itself away.

Don't you feel like its tommorow,only it's yesterday after today

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